Am I the only idiot in here that appreciates this post for all that it is and more?
If you two have done this before than God bless ya but if not I think there may be a few questions to ask yourself, just off the top of my head as I have absolutely no experience in these matters. From what I have been able to gather from the women on redtube and Marine's posts, there may be a considerable amount of stretching and lube required. Close your eyes for the money shot and have fun you two. Remember, it is just experimentation until someone gets dirt, I mean hurt. Have fun you two drill - scratch that, sorry - thrill seekers. Have one of them dress like Drew Barrymore so you wont have the whole "fake weiird name issue like Destiny".
Hope that helps,
FDC
by the way I didn't know priceline or what ever offered this option. Note to self - call ahead. Head.....................get it?