MCDONALDS RIP OFFS

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Augusta: Daddy, can I have a happy meal?

Agent: No dear. It's the devil's food. It'll make you weigh 250 lbs if you eat it. Just get what we always get, ok?

Augusta: Oh fine......

Fast-food clerk: Can I help you, cute little girl?

Augusta: Yes, sir. I'll have a McSoy burger, plain. A side of dehydrated veggie chips with hummus, and a Dasani.
 
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Agent 0659 said:
I'm really failing to realize the connection between letting your kid be a kid and letting them eat Mcdonalds. I wouldn't feed that shit to my dogs, but then again, my dogs probably eat better than 75% of the people on this forum. It's simply a choice my family has made, to eat healthy and avoid garbage like that. Augusta will have plenty of treats, but will be taught not to put processed garbage in her body, big fkin deal.

When she runs circles around all your fat little kids we will see who's laughing then.
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A question comes to mind: Do you have another child named "Pebble" (beach) or "Mrytle" (beach)?

Never heard of someone naming their kids after golf courses......

Definitely unique...
 
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Agent 0659 said:
When she runs circles around all your fat little kids we will see who's laughing then.
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ppabart said:
Augusta: Daddy, can I have a happy meal?

Agent: No dear. It's the devil's food. It'll make you weigh 250 lbs if you eat it. Just get what we always get, ok?

Augusta: Oh fine......

Fast-food clerk: Can I help you, cute little girl?

Augusta: Yes, sir. I'll have a McSoy burger, plain. A side of dehydrated veggie chips with hummus, and a Dasani.
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Happy Hippo said:
We don't drink bottled tap water. Especially if it has been bottled by human rights violators.

:nono: :nono:
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Is there anything out there that isn't tainted in your eyes? Serious question. The way our country is run it seems as if most every food and/or product is associated with some type of unfair labor, production that harms the environment, etc. It seems that you have the ability to find something wrong with everything.

How about your organic food? Are you feeding your daughter with purely organic? How do you verify it's truly organic and not just slapped with a sticker to make you feel better? Again serious questions.
 
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Actually they are tough guy.Stand back Jack.
We have a mister-know-iy-all-here I see!

GF-Ur-self!!Your always quick to downgrate ,but so perfect yourself.

What a joke.Yes my kids have had the MCDS experience ,just like everey other kid and yes they are fine,tough guy.

Just wondering whos gonna recover quicker the Pats ,or Manning !!!!!:mj07: :00hour :0corn
 
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Agent 0659 said:
I'm really failing to realize the connection between letting your kid be a kid and letting them eat Mcdonalds. I wouldn't feed that shit to my dogs, but then again, my dogs probably eat better than 75% of the people on this forum. It's simply a choice my family has made, to eat healthy and avoid garbage like that. Augusta will have plenty of treats, but will be taught not to put processed garbage in her body, big fkin deal.

When she runs circles around all your fat little kids we will see who's laughing then.
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Agent your so perfect!!:mj07: Give me a break .You by excluding MCDS from your lifestyle makes you gargage free!!:mj07: Your killing me with your BS!!:00hour :mj07:
 
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Hey pal, I use to eat that shit EVERY day. Lewehands and I ate there for more than 30 straight days when we were 20-21. I'm not trying to be a hypocrite. Fact is, I did a little research because I started having severe stomach problems, and could not gain weight. Maybe YOU should do the same, and realize what you are ingesting, food politics, the FDA, etc. Then maybe you would come to the same conclusions as me. Or, maybe you could switch your diet and realize how bad you really feel. :shrug: Go rent the movie SuperSize Me.

It only further serves my argument when guys like you, who can't formulate a sentence come barging in telling me "my kids eat Mcdonalds, there just find".

Sorry, but isn't one of out top Parental responsibilities health? I will teach my Daughter what's good for her and what isn't. and more importantly, why. I guess you on the other hand will serve your kids processed $2 hamburgers that will ruin their health. Good for you.
 
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Agent 0659 said:
Hey pal, I use to eat that shit EVERY day. Lewehands and I ate there for more than 30 straight days when we were 20-21. I'm not trying to be a hypocrite. Fact is, I did a little research because I started having severe stomach problems, and could not gain weight. Maybe YOU should do the same, and realize what you are ingesting, food politics, the FDA, etc. Then maybe you would come to the same conclusions as me. Or, maybe you could switch your diet and realize how bad you really feel. :shrug: Go rent the movie SuperSize Me.

It only further serves my argument when guys like you, who can't formulate a sentence come barging in telling me "my kids eat Mcdonalds, there just find".

Sorry, but isn't one of out top Parental responsibilities health? I will teach my Daughter what's good for her and what isn't. and more importantly, why. I guess you on the other hand will serve your kids processed $2 hamburgers that will ruin their health. Good for you.
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Honestly.I never had that problem with MCDS ,or my children.
It is a place to go from time to time.
I never ate there for 30 days straight.
THATS TRAILER PARK BOYS !#$%^ed!!

As far as forming a formulating a sentence... Manning (This Year) Sucks!!!
 
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Fast forward to Augusta's 5th birthday:

Augusta: "Daddy, I want some cake for my birthday"

Agent: "Sweetheart, cake has icing, and icing is made of all sugar. Sugar is empty calories and will make you fat. When you're fat, no one will like you, you will get diabetes, and you will be a waste to society. Here, have a cucumber."

Augusta: "Can I have a doll for my birthday"

Agent: No, I'm sorry kiddo. Those toys were made in China. Not only are they probably made with lead paint, but they were produced by child workers in a slave factory. Here, I found a stick in the yard, have fun with it".

Hippo: "Not only that, but dolls like Barbie provide a false sense of womanhood. We don't want you to grow up an anorexic cheerleader with fake tits who sleeps with man-whores like Ken. Why don't I make you a sock doll".

Augusta: Dad, do you like this picture I colored in for you?

Agent: Well, it's pretty, but I thought we discussed this already. There's no coloring anything in that has lines. Lines are restricting, they will impinge on your ability to use your own imagination. From now on, blank paper only".

Augusta: "Mom, can I get those furry snow boots for winter time here in colorado so I can play in the snow?"

HH: "I'm sorry Augusta, we can't get them. Even though they are made of fake fur, it will remind us too much of the poor animals who were bludgeoned to death with a club for their fur. I made you some snow shoes from hemp today."


Now that's how childhood should be!
 
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saint said:
Fast forward to Augusta's 5th birthday:

Augusta: "Daddy, I want some cake for my birthday"

Agent: "Sweetheart, cake has icing, and icing is made of all sugar. Sugar is empty calories and will make you fat. When you're fat, no one will like you, you will get diabetes, and you will be a waste to society. Here, have a cucumber."

Augusta: "Can I have a doll for my birthday"

Agent: No, I'm sorry kiddo. Those toys were made in China. Not only are they probably made with lead paint, but they were produced by child workers in a slave factory. Here, I found a stick in the yard, have fun with it".

Hippo: "Not only that, but dolls like Barbie provide a false sense of womanhood. We don't want you to grow up an anorexic cheerleader with fake tits who sleeps with man-whores like Ken. Why don't I make you a sock doll".

Augusta: Dad, do you like this picture I colored in for you?

Agent: Well, it's pretty, but I thought we discussed this already. There's no coloring anything in that has lines. Lines are restricting, they will impinge on your ability to use your own imagination. From now on, blank paper only".

Augusta: "Mom, can I get those furry snow boots for winter time here in colorado so I can play in the snow?"

HH: "I'm sorry Augusta, we can't get them. Even though they are made of fake fur, it will remind us too much of the poor animals who were bludgeoned to death with a club for their fur. I made you some snow shoes from hemp today."


Now that's how childhood should be!
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This is actually an amazingly accurate depiction! Never have I been more impressed on Madjacks.

:mj06: :mj06: :mj06:
 
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saint said:
Fast forward to Augusta's 5th birthday:

Augusta: "Daddy, I want some cake for my birthday"

Agent: "Sweetheart, cake has icing, and icing is made of all sugar. Sugar is empty calories and will make you fat. When you're fat, no one will like you, you will get diabetes, and you will be a waste to society. Here, have a cucumber."

Augusta: "Can I have a doll for my birthday"

Agent: No, I'm sorry kiddo. Those toys were made in China. Not only are they probably made with lead paint, but they were produced by child workers in a slave factory. Here, I found a stick in the yard, have fun with it".

Hippo: "Not only that, but dolls like Barbie provide a false sense of womanhood. We don't want you to grow up an anorexic cheerleader with fake tits who sleeps with man-whores like Ken. Why don't I make you a sock doll".

Augusta: Dad, do you like this picture I colored in for you?

Agent: Well, it's pretty, but I thought we discussed this already. There's no coloring anything in that has lines. Lines are restricting, they will impinge on your ability to use your own imagination. From now on, blank paper only".

Augusta: "Mom, can I get those furry snow boots for winter time here in colorado so I can play in the snow?"

HH: "I'm sorry Augusta, we can't get them. Even though they are made of fake fur, it will remind us too much of the poor animals who were bludgeoned to death with a club for their fur. I made you some snow shoes from hemp today."


Now that's how childhood should be!
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Nothing against Chad(other than the usual) or Jessica, but this is some funny shit.
 
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