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Wtf is this? I had to go to the Apple store in the mall for something, as I am leaving some dude in a kiosk asks me, hey you look like a metrosexual? What kind of soap do you use to wash your face? Wtf...:scared
 

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Metrosexual man, the single young man with a high disposable income, living or working in the city (because that?s where all the best shops are), is perhaps the most promising consumer market of the decade. In the Eighties he was only to be found inside fashion magazines such as GQ, in television advertisements for Levi's jeans or in gay bars. In the Nineties, he?s everywhere and he?s going shopping.

 

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I thought a metro to be a straight man who grooms and accessorizes himself like a woman. ie blow-dry hair, use hair gel, use moisturizer other than to masturbate, carry a man-purse, etc...
 
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Lastly, Clint Eastwood has never been confused for a metrosexual.


Time for a new look Hedge. (Or is it?)
 

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as I am leaving some dude in a kiosk asks me, hey you look like a metrosexual? What kind of soap do you use to wash your face? Wtf...:scared

:mj07: :mj07:

would have paid big $$$ to have been a fly on the wall too have seen this

:mj07: :mj07:
 

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:mj07: :mj07:

would have paid big $$$ to have been a fly on the wall too have seen this

:mj07: :mj07:

I looked like a deer in the headlights, I said I use irish spring the same soap I use on my body, and he said try this organic soap, blah, blah, blah...I just left...

I never heard the term metrosexual:facepalm: I do not groom like a woman, that for should, although I do use mousse in my hair and clip my nose hairs, is this metrosexual :shrug: I did color my hair once with just for men :142smilie
 

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Apparently the guy was right:mj07:

kurby kurby :nooo:

I was so glad the just for men washed out of my hair in a week or so :SIB I get massages once a month too :0074 maybe a pedi and mani are next :facepalm:


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This is me, I am always brushing my teeth, putting on cologne and treat the ladies like queens. especially my new one



A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.
 

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I almost fell out of my chair at work reading this thread.

He must have seen you with your protein shake. :0008
 

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So what's the big deal? I get a mani and pedi regularly, buy $$$ shoes and clothes. Shop at Neiman Marcus, Drive a nice car, like good cigars, wine, scotch, all that shit. So do most of my friends, don't understand what the problem is?
 

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So what's the big deal? I get a mani and pedi regularly, buy $$$ shoes and clothes. Shop at Neiman Marcus, Drive a nice car, like good cigars, wine, scotch, all that shit. So do most of my friends, don't understand what the problem is?

I have more clothes than most women :facepalm: I do not get a mani and pedi though...

nothing wrong with it at all, I like the finer things in life and so does my new girlfriend :scared :sadwave:
 
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