DOC, DOC, DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should be ashamed of yourself 
being stomped on by a horse is nothing in comparison to getting whooped on by a ticked off mother in law
how dare you cheat on my daughter in advance this way...LOL
don't you remember that *old school* arranged italian marriage that was set up at the campground?????
and DANG.....if you don't have any front teeth, what was it you bit me with?
(oh, and if Marilyn sees any of this, i'll put the j/k disclaimer right in the post)
however, Missy is truly devistated by your infidelity
being stomped on by a horse is nothing in comparison to getting whooped on by a ticked off mother in law
how dare you cheat on my daughter in advance this way...LOL
don't you remember that *old school* arranged italian marriage that was set up at the campground?????
and DANG.....if you don't have any front teeth, what was it you bit me with?
(oh, and if Marilyn sees any of this, i'll put the j/k disclaimer right in the post)
however, Missy is truly devistated by your infidelity