an English Bulldog (look at those eyes, they sure aint puppy dog) who has been chain smoking Lucky non filters for 35 years and a warm, stink lined, light brown with corn in it, pile of horse siht.
She bring nothing to the table. She is so freaking ugly Harold Reynolds said " Naw I would rather have Peter Gammons hit me in the shadobee with a whiffle ball bat"
Please go back to old job as assistant seater at the Olive Garden you dirty filthy pig
Just the thought of her voice makes my crank shrivel back to the size it was in my Huggies days..
The idea of looking at that beat up hag face makes me want to carve my eyes out with a blunt butter knife
Listening to her try to exlain sports or a play makes me want to grab a kindergarden pair of scissors, 3 dull thumbtacks and a Fisher Price kiddie hammer and give myself a frontal lobotomy
She bring nothing to the table. She is so freaking ugly Harold Reynolds said " Naw I would rather have Peter Gammons hit me in the shadobee with a whiffle ball bat"
Please go back to old job as assistant seater at the Olive Garden you dirty filthy pig
Just the thought of her voice makes my crank shrivel back to the size it was in my Huggies days..
The idea of looking at that beat up hag face makes me want to carve my eyes out with a blunt butter knife
Listening to her try to exlain sports or a play makes me want to grab a kindergarden pair of scissors, 3 dull thumbtacks and a Fisher Price kiddie hammer and give myself a frontal lobotomy