Michelle Tafoya is a cross between...

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an English Bulldog (look at those eyes, they sure aint puppy dog) who has been chain smoking Lucky non filters for 35 years and a warm, stink lined, light brown with corn in it, pile of horse siht.

She bring nothing to the table. She is so freaking ugly Harold Reynolds said " Naw I would rather have Peter Gammons hit me in the shadobee with a whiffle ball bat"

Please go back to old job as assistant seater at the Olive Garden you dirty filthy pig

Just the thought of her voice makes my crank shrivel back to the size it was in my Huggies days..

The idea of looking at that beat up hag face makes me want to carve my eyes out with a blunt butter knife

Listening to her try to exlain sports or a play makes me want to grab a kindergarden pair of scissors, 3 dull thumbtacks and a Fisher Price kiddie hammer and give myself a frontal lobotomy
 

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i'd wouldn't mind banging her------on the head with a sledgehammer and sticking her in a wood chipper
 

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Yea when Harold was asked, i mean comforted,
he kindly responed, "Ur u f-ing kidding me, look at that sea-hag, piece of shit." would u tap that?

"Now who's side do u believe?" he calmly asked.


Truth be told, he was let go, not for the harrasment stuff, but because he called her a sea-hag.:scared
 

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No other way to put it. She's just plain freaking UGLY! Bring back Melissa Stark...and leave the bra at home, lol.
 

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i heard when she goes on vacation there gonna bring in natalie from the facts of life tv show
 

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Still not really as bad as that hag Andrea Kramer. In HD it's downright scary. I've seen better looking heads coming out of zippers. :scared
 

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Does anyone actually try to listen to what these women are saying? That's not the reason they got the job. However, the alternative is some ex-jock or worse.
 
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