Mini-van drivers are not happy people, especially the men.

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I stand by my original comment...Did you read the article? :shrug:

Every man who drives a mini-van is someone who went from swinging bachelor to family man. Every man who drives a mini-van had it forced on him by his wife, who probably demanded that they get one "for the kids" and who revels in the "soccer mom" mentality - even if it is extremely unlikely that she'll ever have to cart eleven other kids around. And every guy who drives one, no matter how diligent he is with maintaining the aura of "cool", tells the entire world that he's a henpecked family guy who probably hasn't had a blow job since college.


No, pretty ignorant statement here once again. Lot of Company Cars are this as well. And, I actually liked the practicality. What perfect vehicles have you driven, warthog, over the years? Please share them with all us pussies. Thanks in advance for playing along.


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So what you're saying is.......

You went from swinging bachelor man - to a man that had kids - ignored his kids - stayed a "swinging bachelor man" - your kids have been "fatherless" their entire lives.......

Well, I suppose my question is......are you insulting guys that drive minivans, but in the process pointing out how shitty of a father you are to your kids?



Oooooookay.



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Good point.....I'm a father & husband of 20 plus years, family is "STILL" together....I'll take being a "pussy" any day....FUCK YOU HEDGIE!.....:0008
 

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I stand by my original comment...Did you read the article? :shrug:

Every man who drives a mini-van is someone who went from swinging bachelor to family man. Every man who drives a mini-van had it forced on him by his wife, who probably demanded that they get one "for the kids" and who revels in the "soccer mom" mentality - even if it is extremely unlikely that she'll ever have to cart eleven other kids around. And every guy who drives one, no matter how diligent he is with maintaining the aura of "cool", tells the entire world that he's a henpecked family guy who probably hasn't had a blow job since college.

So what you're saying is.......

You went from swinging bachelor man - to a man that had kids - ignored his kids - stayed a "swinging bachelor man" - your kids have been "fatherless" their entire lives.......

Well, I suppose my question is......are you insulting guys that drive minivans, but in the process pointing out how shitty of a father you are to your kids?



Oooooookay.



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And what does God think about trucks

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OK i use my mini van only for scrap work other car i use for pleasure is parked far away in quiet dry neighborhood under canvas wrap.
NONE of Neighbors know i own it i dont want anyone fucking my baby up.

Kids today ride bikes with no care at all will ding and scratch your car every day of the week.

I dont care where you live if there are kids riding bikes and scooters and your not in garage or in driveway your doomed to $1000's in repairs.

I have one neighbor whos ford explorer has scuffs fron n back from bad parkers.
 

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OK i use my mini van only for scrap work other car i use for pleasure is parked far away in quiet dry neighborhood under canvas wrap.
NONE of Neighbors know i own it i dont want anyone fucking my baby up.

Kids today ride bikes with no care at all will ding and scratch your car every day of the week.

I dont care where you live if there are kids riding bikes and scooters and your not in garage or in driveway your doomed to $1000's in repairs.

I have one neighbor whos ford explorer has scuffs fron n back from bad parkers.

An elderly lady scratched by brand new car with her mobility scooter. That scratch is still there and I didn't get it fixed and I didn't turn it in to her insurance. I could not careless about a scratch or ding in my car. Who gives a shit.
 

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An elderly lady scratched by brand new car with her mobility scooter. That scratch is still there and I didn't get it fixed and I didn't turn it in to her insurance. I could not careless about a scratch or ding in my car. Who gives a shit.

Nobody gives a shit about dings on a minivan. :lol:
 

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I have my car completely detailed regularly. I have a ding man that I call if I get any kind of ding, he's amazing. I keep my leased car looking perfect. The last 6 cars I leased I sold outright and made anywhere from $2000-$4000 on them.

Does the appearance of your car reflect on you as a man? I think it does.
 

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An elderly lady scratched by brand new car with her mobility scooter. That scratch is still there and I didn't get it fixed and I didn't turn it in to her insurance. I could not careless about a scratch or ding in my car. Who gives a shit.

Jacks right. Joker you dont give a shit if your vehicle gets dings or scratches because its a friggin Minivan.
No dings in my vehicles. Both the wife and my vehicle gets an auto butler on the paint every 6 months to keep them looking great.

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Nobody gives a shit about dings on a minivan. :lol:

Jacks right. Joker you dont give a shit if your vehicle gets dings or scratches because its a friggin Minivan.
No dings in my vehicles. Both the wife and my vehicle gets an auto butler on the paint every 6 months to keep them looking great.

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I still don't get it. In my post, I said car. Not van. You buncha knuckleheads.
 

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I'm single and I would drive the fuck out of one. There isn't a vehicle in the world that represents who I am as a person or my beliefs and values. There are only small minded people that can't fathom the ability of others to look past materialistic notions and stereotypes and simply drive the most practical vehicle for their situation. I'd drive an ice cream truck if it provided me the necessary trappings of a suitable family vehicle. If you drive a truck and you're nit hauling a boat or something, you don't use it for working and simply drive a truck to drive a truck.... Well you can see where this is going.

Hope that helps,
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I still don't get it. In my post, I said car. Not van. You buncha knuckleheads.

I was kidding since this is a minivan bash thread.

Christ, now we bash vehicles that people drive?

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here ya go Boys

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