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[beantownjim]

BOYS ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME IN THESE FORUMS WILL CONFIRM THAT I AM THE MASTER OF BEAUTY CONTEST.WELL BOYS I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN I JUST SPENT 6 HOURS GOING OVER THIS YEARS MISS UNIVERSE CONTESTANTS AND I HAVE COME UP WITH A TRIFECTA BOX.I WILL GIVE YOU MY TOP 3 NOW ALL WE NEED IS A SPORTSBOOK THAT ACCEPTS THESE BETS.BEFORE I GIVE YOU THE WINNERS LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW THAT HAVE NO CHANCE.
GUYS I HAVE BEEN JUDGING THESE PAGEANTS FOR 10 YEARS NOW AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS FREAKY AS MISS ESTORIA KATRIN SUSI JESUS CHRIST SHE HAS A NECK LIKE STRETCH CUNNIGHAM SHE HAS NO CHANCE WOW WEIRD:nooo:
BOYS I AM RECENTLY BACK FROM SAN FRAN AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THERES A LOT OF TRANSVESTITES THERE I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW THIS GUY OVER THE WEEKEND THAT IS MISS MALAYSIA ELAIN DALY WOW IF THIS ISNT A GUY I WILL EAT CROW.
MISS PUORTO RICO SHE HAS REAL PROBLEMS SHE HAS A NOSE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON JESUS CHRIST WHO INVITED HER TO THE PAGEANT SHE SHOULD BE GETTING A NOSE JOB
HOW ABOUT SIVAN KLEIN MISS ISRAEL NO WONDER WHY JEWISH MEN ARE TURNING GAY JESUS CHRIST IF I HAD TO WAKE UP TO THIS JEW I WOULDNT HESITATE TO HOMSEXUALITY
AND FINALLY MY LAST CONTESTANT THAT HAS NO SHOT HOW ABOUT MISS CANADA JESUS CHRIST DID SHE PLAY GOALIE WITHOUT A MASK FOR THE CANADIENS WOW SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE TOOK A COUPLE OF PUCKS TO THE FACE OF THE STICK OF BOBBY HULL:canada1 JESUS NO WONDER WHY YOU HERRING CHOKERS ARE HEAVY DRINKERS IF THIS IS YOUR BEST:nono:

O.K. BOYS I GAVE YOU THE LOSERS NOW ITS TIME FOR THE WINNERS CAN SOMEBODY GET US DOWN ON SOME ACTION I HAVE A TRIFECTA THAT CANT LOSE.IN 3RD PLACE FROM IRELAND MISS LESLIE FLOOD WE FINNALLY FOUND SOME BEAUTY IN THE OLD COUNTRY BOYS SHE IS A FINE LASS WITH A NICE ARSE:moon: AND IN 2ND PLACE WE HAVE MISS LAURA RAMERO ARGENTINA THIS GIRL HAS IT ALL DONT WAIT FOR ME ARGENTINA THIS GIRL WILL BE IN THE FINAL 5.AND YOUR WINNER OF THIS YEARS MISS UNIVERSE IS MISS AUSTRALIA SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR BOYS THE JUDGES WILL LOVE HER SHE LOOKS TRASHY YET CLEAN I HAVE STUDIED THESE CONTESTS FOR YEARS SO I KNOW WHAT THE JUDGES LOOK FOR.ENJOY THE CONTEST FELLAS AND REMEMBER BEANTOWNJIMS TWIN TRIFECTA IS (MISS IRELAND,MISS ARGENTINA,AND YOUR WINNER MISS AUSTRALIA)

BOYS LOOK OVER THE FIELD AT WWW.MISSUNIVERSE.COM GOD THERE ARE SOME REAL LOSERS IN THIS YEARS FIELD I CANT BELIEVE MISS EGYPT BOYS WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE BROADS

 

[beantownjim]

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION THE WINNER OF THIS YEARS SWIMSUIT COMPETITION IS MISS COLUMBIA DIANA PRADA.:thumb: :thumb:

 

[beantownjim]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO POST PICTURES BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO POST THE PICTURE OF MISS ESTONIA KATRIN SUSI MAN THAT NECK HAS TO BE SEEN IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY JUST KEPT STRETCHING IT FOR 10 YEARS.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME:thefinger

 

[MadJack]

 

[timbo]

That is the cutest face I have ever seen on a giraffe.

 

[ChrryBlstr]

damn....that be one long-ass neck, alright....*L*

in the spirit of this thread....i've decided to do my own research....now....i've never been a big fan of these events....and find most of the girls' hairstyles strangely stuck in the 70's, to say the least....and based on the pictures the organizers have posted for each contestant....here are MY findings!!!




HOT

Argentina
Cayman Islands
Colombia - hella fine
Costa Rica
Dominican Republic
Greece - WOW
Israel - stunning
Jamaica
South Africa - damn fine
Spain - HOT
Thailand - token asian
USA - nice


NOT SO HOT

Aruba - YIKES
Bahamas
Belize
Bolivia
Bulgaria
Canada
Chinese Taipei
Croatia - scary
Curacao - donkey
Cyprus
Czech Republic - 70's hair to boot
Ecuador - THAT is a dude!!!
Estonia - giraffe girl
Germany - skanky
Guyana - another dude
Hungary - dude #3
Iceland
Italy
Japan
Malaysia - dude #4
Mauritius - what the hell???
Namibia
Netherlands - dude #5
New Zealand
Nigeria
Panama
Philippines
Serbia - eek
Slovenia - dude #6
Sweden - dude #7
Trinidad & Tobago - dopey
Turkey - it's CELINE!!!
Ukraine - you gotta be kidding me!!!
Venezuela - dude #8


conclusion....although i have nothing against androgyny....and it can even be cool in some instances....i somehow don't think it's appropriate for this particular event....and for some strange reason....2003 embraces the tranny look with open arms!!!

 

[kosar]

LOL- wow!

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Beaner,
I agree with you here on this one, I must say I am very disappointed in the canadian judges who selected this girl to represent canada. Christ, the Polar bears in the great White north look better than her.

LOL

:canada1 :nooo: :nooo:

 

[beantownjim]

WOW DR. SHE IS EVEN WORSE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT MAN SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS.CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG BUT SHE IS A BLOND THEN WHY DOES HER 4 O'CLOCK SHADOW LOOK BLACK TO ME.I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS ABOUT THE BEST LOOKING BROADS IN THE WORLD BUT I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY WIFE THAN HALF OF THESE GUYS-GIRLS

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION THE WINNER OF THIS YEARS SWIMSUIT COMPETITION IS MISS COLUMBIA DIANA PRADA.:thumb: :thumb:

Again, after taking a fine eye to all the ladies, I agree with you here again...

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

the French just love to show their colors...

 

[beantownjim]

MY LOVELY WIFE IS DOING A DOUBLE SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL SO IT WILL BE A LONG AFTERNOON FOR BEANTOWN COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE POST A PICTURE OF MY TOP 3 CHOICES IN THERE BIKINIS :gf: THANKS BOYS I OWE YOU ONE.I WANT TO SEE ARGENTINA,AUSTRALIA,AND IRELAND

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT (CASCADE) ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 FROM ME:thefinger

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

my top 3

1. Ireland
2. Columbia
3. Argentina

LIVE "DOG"- Costa Rica

I will say it again, SPANISH women are the hottest thing on the planet next to BRAZILIAN women!

If you haven't had one, try one!

ROUGH RIDEZ

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

That is the cutest face I have ever seen on a giraffe.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!:lol:

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Beaner,
I agree with you here on this one, I must say I am very disappointed in the canadian judges who selected this girl to represent canada. Christ, the Polar bears in the great White north look better than her.

LOL

:canada1 :nooo: :nooo:

Anthony, holy chit....!!!
what a poor representation of Canadian Women everywhere....???

you could have stuck a picture of Larissa's face on your penis and gone into the competition and it would have gotten a better "rise" out of the crowd...!!!!


PATHETIC.

:nono: :nono: hmh

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS AFTER LOOKING AT MY 3 GIRLS IT HAS PUT ME IN A GOOD MOOD SO I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU DEGENERATE,DEADBEATS A WINNER TONIGHT BET ALL YOU WANT ON THE WORLD CHAMPION (ANAHEIM ANGELS EVEN MONEY) AND LITTLE PEDRO.BOYS THIS GAME IS STEALING THEY HAVE THE WRONG TEAM FAVORED.ENJOY YOUR MONEY I HAVE TO GO LOOK AT THE BROADS AGAIN CAN SOMEBODY FIND A BOOK SO THAT I CAN BOX MY TRIFECTA:clap:

COME ON BOYS LETS WHACK THIS JAP ALL OVER THE BALL PARK:toast: WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT (CASCADE) ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME:thefinger

 

[kosar]

Thanks for the play, Jim. Also, thanks for all the great info on the Miss Universe contest. I've been watching you the last few years on the different forums and consider you the foremost expert on beauty contests. Thanks again!

 

[beantownjim]

YOU GOT IT KOSAR OLD PAL ONETHING BEANTOWNJIM HAS IS A KEEN EYE FOR BROADS.I MUST SAY I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THIS YEARS FIELD REALLY BOYS I WOULD BE A GREAT JUDGE IN THIS EVENT AND OF COURSE THE WOMEN WOULD GAIN POINTS IF THEY SLEPT WITH ME JUST A DAY DREAM I GUESS. KOSAR SPREAD THE WORD I LOVE THE ANGELS TONIGHT THIS IS A LOCK GOOD BUDDY STICK WITH ME KOSAR I MAKE WINNERS OUT OF LOSERS THIS IS MY MOTTO (I GRIN WHEN I WIN )

 

[spits]

Hey fellas,

Lay off the chick from Canada. That has to be the worst picture of her that I have ever seen. She comes from my hometown and is dating a friend of mine. She is much better looking in person and Anthony has her in the swimsuit pics she posted.

I;ve seen her at the local clubs many times and she is hot....but I have to agree when I say that closeup picture of her in that Miss Universe picture is horrid. She looks a bit better in the swimsuit photo that is for sure.

Trust me, if you guys saw her in a club or just on the street in regular clothes and not some stupid pose, you wouldn't think she is brutal.

But she ain't going to beat out Miss Colombia in the swimsuit section

SPITS