MJ poster of the year awards.

[MadJack]

i stole the categories from an unrelated non sports site but these will work.

let's here the nominations

Funniest Poster:
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:
Stupidest Poster:
Crazist Poster:
Poster You Wish Would Post More:
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say:
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel:
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To:
Poster Who Frightens You:
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting:
Sexiest Poster:
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read:
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read:
Best Technical Resource:
Smartest Poster:
Most Annoying Poster:
Best UJer (Overall):

 

[Clem D]

Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To:

Bahamamama for sure.

Although Marine does like it in the ass.

 

[Penguinfan]

Holy shit, we have a winner

Holy shit, we have a winner

For funniest post of the year. Nobody else needs to apply!

Good one Clem :mj07:

 

[kneifl]

i stole the categories from an unrelated non sports site but these will work.

let's here the nominations

Funniest Poster:
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:
Stupidest Poster:
Crazist Poster:
Poster You Wish Would Post More:
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say:
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel:
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To:
Poster Who Frightens You:
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting:
Sexiest Poster:
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read:
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read:
Best Technical Resource:
Smartest Poster:
Most Annoying Poster:
Best UJer (Overall):

Funniest Poster: Clem D or yyz ( toss up )
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: volfan or Senor Capper
Stupidest Poster: beantownjim
Craziest Poster: Blackman with his Eagles
Poster You Wish Would Post More: Gatorbait
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: Tim J
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: S-Love
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: next question
Poster Who Frightens You: Marine or penguinfan
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Private Petey
Sexiest Poster: next question
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Senor Capper/ volfan/ Clem D
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: all spammers
Best Technical Resource: IE2002
Smartest Poster: Eddie Haskall
Most Annoying Poster: agent 0659
Best MJer (Overall): MadJack

kneifl

 

[Clem D]

Funniest Poster: Fatdaddycool, BTJ, Kosar
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Scott Atlanta, Boilermaker, trollin4walley too many more.
Stupidest Poster: Palehose
Crazist Poster: Buddy
Poster You Wish Would Post More: KC Wolf Box and One, Fatdaddy Cool
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: DTB
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: Manson
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: Mrs Freeze
Poster Who Frightens You: Fletcher when he gets emotional and rants
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Palehose
Sexiest Poster: Clem D.. Holla
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Box and One Ar182.. to name a few
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: Im a junky I read most.
Best Technical Resource: GM, Ar182
Smartest Poster: Eddie Haskell, Raymond
Most Annoying Poster: Manson, Spibble Spabble
Best UJer (Overall): SLOVE

 

[Penguinfan]

Funniest Poster: Clem D, easy one

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: MadJack

Stupidest Poster: S-Love

Crazist Poster: BeanTownJim

Poster You Wish Would Post More: Private Petey

Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: Scott4USC

Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: Charles Manson

Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: KMA, that technical knowledge just turns me on

Poster Who Frightens You: Kosar

Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: S-Love

Sexiest Poster: Me

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Dr. Strangelove

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: Manson

Best Technical Resource: KMA

Smartest Poster: Eddie Haskell

Most Annoying Poster: S-Love

Best UJer (Overall): This is a tough one, but gotta go with Clem D, rarely argues, post good plays, funny as hell and pisses in his wife's sock drawer. What else could you want in a poster?

 

[Trossi3389]

Funniest Poster: Beantownjim

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Rex, The Judge, Simply in the red, kneifl, Scott-Atlanta

Stupidest Poster: Beantownjim

Crazist Poster: Clem D

Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: danmurphy jr

Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: :look:

Poster Who Frightens You: Beantownjim

Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Beantownjim

Sexiest Poster: Trossi3389

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Beantownjim

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: Beantownjim

Best Technical Resource: Bubbas1

Smartest Poster: Kosar :scared

Most Annoying Poster: Tim J ( BetRoyal )

Best UJer (Overall): Madjack

 

[worm44]

funniest-Scott kod/kosar/clem
like to meet-freelancc/scottkod
stupidest-BTJ
craziest-way too many
like to post more-me
poster with a lot of nothing to say-gman2
stomp with shovel--way way too many
wake up next to-"jack this place needs more chicks"
frightens-way way way to many....
who should give up posting-Nick douglas-I think he did...
sexiest-see answer three questions ago...
go out of my way to read-Box and one, jack,Ie
not to read--BTJ-gman2
tech-IE
smartest-We're talking madjacksports.com right?......LOL
annoying:YYZ,anyone with a "Lock of the year",Nolan dalla
Best--Seriously there are alot of nice, great people here thats why my computer is always on this site 99.96 % are the best and I would love to meet many of you........

 

[GM]

Funniest Poster: Clem D
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: fletcher
Stupidest Poster: Jalen45 / bej0101
Craziest Poster: Go into the politics forum and pick anyone at random
Poster You Wish Would Post More: Blackman, Geno, The Hitman, JEFF, consistently good contest players who never post like OAKAS and fenceman
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: TimJ
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: TimJ
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: There are better sites on the net for that
Poster Who Frightens You: Sun Tzu
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: BTK, er, BTJ
Sexiest Poster: alb (only MJ'er I've shared a motel room with) SHAVE YOUR BACK
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: worm44, THUNDER, the whole halftime crew, vanbasten
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: 50,000* Lock of The Year, GOY posts, etc
Best Technical Resource: KMA
Smartest Poster: kosar
Most Annoying Poster: Anyone who offers up their perfect analysis only after the games are over
Best MJer (Overall): MadJack

 

[dawgball]

Funniest Poster: yyz (this one is really hard - most have their moments)
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: selkirk and taoist (already met many, so they are out)
Stupidest Poster: i'll defer because i am in the running
Crazist Poster: Scott4USC (undying love makes you do crazy things)
Poster You Wish Would Post More: selkirk
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: palehose and djv
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: i'm not a violent man
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: beantownjim (maybe he would keep my hands above the covers)
Poster Who Frightens You: manson and Scott-ATL
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Raymond (until they make keyboards bigger)
Sexiest Poster: this question is just wrong
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Cow (I wish they were still around)
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: I've gotten where I mostly read posts from people I recognize
Best Technical Resource: selkirk
Smartest Poster: there are many intelligent posters here
Most Annoying Poster: manson and palehose
Best UJer (Overall): AR

 

[ctownguy]

Funniest Poster: Freelance/Fatdaddycool
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Worm44/Dogs That Bark/dr freeze
Stupidest Poster: djv/Eddie Haskell/ClemD/StevieD
Crazist Poster: BTJ
Poster You Wish Would Post More: ironlock/BoxandOne
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: Scott4usc
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: Eddie Haskell
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: none on this board
Poster Who Frightens You: all the liberals in political forum
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: djv & MasterCapper in politcal forum but not in handicapping forum LOL
Sexiest Poster: ???
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: BoxandOne/Worm44
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: BobbyBlueChip
Best Technical Resource: KMA
Smartest Poster: Kosar (do not always agree with him, but makes good points and sarcastically funny)
Most Annoying Poster: djv/BobbyBlueChip
Best UJer (Overall): alot of good ones on this site too hard to pick one

 

[Scott4USC]

Funniest Poster: pt1gard (always enjoy his posts and witty remarks)

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Be fun to meet a lot of posters, especially the ones who dislike me.

Stupidest Poster: penguinfan and ctownguy for putting me under the category of ?having a lot of nothing to say? and anybody who has called USC weak because they play in the Pac 10. :s2:

Crazist Poster: beantownjim

Poster You Wish Would Post More: Mansa_Munsa

Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: Sun Tzu, he posts teams with no spreads and no analysis. Even when posters ask him why he likes a play, often he replies with a sarcastic remark. Got so bad Madjack commented on it. He also posts a GOY play he played months ago and tells everyone at the site they missed out if they did not listen to him when he posted the play. The sad thing is Sun Tzu NEVER posted that GOY play that he is telling everyone they should have played. :banghead:

Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: Nobody :chairshot

Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: Would be a great question if there were bunch of females at this site.

Poster Who Frightens You: :scared dlvlsu, he has 41 posts at this site, and over 50% of them have been directed to me in negative fashion. He has an obsession with me. Someone else who ?had? an obsession with me was BBK, who had over 50 separate posts that were nothing but negative remarks towards me. Nothing about the subject matter in the thread, just about me!! He even made up a 2nd screen name (avalanche) to post negative remarks simultaneously against me with 2 user names. :scared

Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Sun Tzu, 3 times in the last 3 months this guy edited his posts and said he was done posting at this site. He came back after each and every time. He cannot handle constructive criticism and is very sensitive. You also are NEVER allowed to question his picks. If you do, you will get sarcastic reply OR he will threaten to leave the site and edit his entire posts. IMO, Sun Tzu fits this question very well. :sadwave:

Sexiest Poster: Would be very interesting to see what everyone looks like in real life. Was there ever a thread where people posted their pics of themselves? I guess at the MJ superbowl party there were many pics. I like to put a face behind many of these screen names.

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Too many to list.

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: Don?t remember their screen names because I don?t read them.

Best Technical Resource: IE

Smartest Poster: Too many smart and witty posters to single one out.

Most Annoying Poster: Posters who can only throw out their opinion without backing it up. But then these same posters will attack other peoples opinions. :mj16:

Best MJer (Overall):Madjack for not following through on tons of posters requests to have me banned. (for no valid reason I might add)

:toast:

 

[SixFive]

i stole the categories from an unrelated non sports site but these will work.

let's hear the nominations

Funniest Poster: TJBell
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: IE/kosar
Stupidest Poster: Private Petey/vyrus858
Crazist Poster: ocelot
Poster You Wish Would Post More: The Rat, EDDIE MUSH, Marine
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: Chadman/Shamrock/djv/laythewood2
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel:
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: :scared
Poster Who Frightens You: ocelot
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Private Petey
Sexiest Poster: :scared
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Intense Operator
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: djv
Best Technical Resource: KMA
Smartest Poster: selkirk/loophole/gardenweasel
Most Annoying Poster: Sun Tzu/Tim J
Best MJer (Overall): AR182

............................

 

[worm44]

Whew!-nobody wants to hit me with a shovel....yet.......

 

[vinnie]

Whew!-nobody wants to hit me with a shovel....yet.......

THEN HOW WOULD THEY GET THEIR SMASHES :scared

 

[worm44]

Why did I know Vinnie would respond to that....LOL!!!

 

[spang]

Funniest Poster: Intense operator

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Wilson, T4W

Stupidest Poster: BTJ

Crazist Poster: Too many to single one out

Poster You Wish Would Post More: Xerri, Gold Cup sports(Chris), KC Wolf, Wilson

Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: BTJ

Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: Worm

Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: none

Poster Who Frightens You: Marine

Sexiest Poster: ???

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Xerri,BG Falcon, Judge, Gman, Hawkeye and a few others

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read : All the usual GOY types with the 500 unit plays every week

Best Technical Resource: KMA

Smartest Poster: Bleed Dodger Blue, Sun,

Most Annoying Poster: Worm

Best UJer (Overall) Too many quality guys to mention just one

 

[Agent 0659]

Funniest Poster: YYZ
Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Box and One
Stupidest Poster: Barclay
Crazist Poster: Dell Dude
Poster You Wish Would Post More: IE, more games!
Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: Ratssla
Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: S-love
Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: Agents Biatch
Poster Who Frightens You: Marine
Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Raymond, SQUARE!!
Sexiest Poster: Agents Biatch
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: GSP, BDB, CLEMD
Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read:
Best Technical Resource: KMA
Smartest Poster: Likely me, BDB probably close
Most Annoying Poster: Kneifl
Best MJer (Overall): Cant pick just one!

 

[worm44]

Funniest Poster: Intense operator

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Wilson, T4W

Stupidest Poster: BTJ

Crazist Poster: Too many to single one out

Poster You Wish Would Post More: Xerri, Gold Cup sports(Chris), KC Wolf, Wilson

Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: BTJ

Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: Worm

Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: none

Poster Who Frightens You: Marine

Sexiest Poster: ???

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read: Xerri,BG Falcon, Judge, Gman, Hawkeye and a few others

Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read : All the usual GOY types with the 500 unit plays every week

Best Technical Resource: KMA

Smartest Poster: Bleed Dodger Blue, Sun,

Most Annoying Poster: Worm

Best UJer (Overall) Too many quality guys to mention just one

Thanks- I knew it was only a matter of time-I better put a helmet on!!?

 

[kosar]

Funniest Poster: Clem, Fatdaddycool, Smurphy, Btj

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Bobbybluechip, six-five, DTB, Scott kod, trossi(had the single funniest post in mj's history describing his Vegas trip a couple years ago), GM, Penguinfan(even though he said I frighten him...lol)

Met tons of regulars from the 5 MJ Vegas parties and various other excursions/trips i've taken and liked most everybody, excluding Crackrat. So the list is short and off the top of my head.


Stupidest Poster: Palehose, Manson, Barclay and anybody who follows idiots like Barclay.


Craziest Poster: Past: Fletch when he went on a rant. Present: Dan Murphy Jr. The next time I understand one of his posts will be the first time.


Poster You Wish Would Post More: Barfly, Loophole


Poster With A Lot of Nothing to Say: Scott4USC


Poster You'd Like to Stomp With a Shovel: Manson, Palehose


Poster You'd Like to Wake Up Next To: KMA-like Pfan, her techical info seems to turn me on, even though I have no idea wtf she's talking about. I also like when she says 'yah', instead of 'yes' or 'yeah' or 'you.' It just seems right.


Poster Who Frightens You: I love WR, Marine(dogs best friend)


Poster Who Should Give Up Posting: Hellah 10 and it seems he has.



Sexiest Poster: RAYMOND


Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To Read:
Smurphy, DTB, Bjfinste, Dawgball



Who's Posts Do You Go Out of Your Way To NOT Read: Tim J.


Best Technical Resource: IE/KMA


Smartest Poster: Gardenweasel (smart but extremely misguided, shrill and hysterical)....KMA about computers...The Judge, in general.


Most Annoying Poster: Sun Tzu. Always ready to tell everybody how much 'smarter' he is than everybody. Takes his ball and goes home weekly because everybody doesn't kiss his ass.

Best MJer (Overall): Who else? Jackson.