MJs Golf Outing Day 1

RAYMOND

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JACK I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION (HOW THE F-CK COULD YOU PICK UP THE DINNER BILL WITH ROLL TIDE AT THE TABLE:shrug: )

I KNEW YOU WERE GIVING SOMETHING AWAY JACK BECAUSE KOTEX I MEAN KOSAR SHOWED UP.THIS DEADBEAT MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST FREELOADER IN FORUM HISTORY :withstupi JACK YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS PRINTED ON A TEE SHIRT AND WHERE EVER YOU GO PEOPLE WILL KNOW YOUR TALKING ABOUT KOSAR.

JACK I KNOW YOU ARE A SMART GUY ARENT YOU EVER EMBARRASSED TO HANG AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF LOSERS.WHAT HAPPENED TO BLOCKHEAD I SUPPOSE HIS HUSBAND WOULDNT LET HIM GO AWAY WITHOUT PAVING ANOTHER DRIVEWAY.

ITS NICE TO BE BACK BOYS:mfpost


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BOYS 11 YEARS AGO I MET THE MOST WONDERFULL LADY AND I MARRIED HER.BOYS SHE IS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME UNTIL LAST NIGHT.LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND HER BOSS WE HAD THE GREATEST NIGHT AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BOSS WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES.I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL MY WIFE THAT I AM SEEKING A DIVORCE SO I CAN BE WITH HER BOSS.BOYS DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I WOULD BE WITH THIS PERSON IMAGINE DRIVING A 2002 MERCEDES COUPE,GOING TO VEGAS TWICE A YEAR AND STAYING AT THE MGM PENTHOUSE AND PLAYING CARDS FOR A WEEK WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CASH,HER BOSS IS 38 YEARS OLD AND LOADED WITH CASH THE HEAD CARDIOLOGIST AT MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL I WOULD SAY CLOSE TO 150 GRAND A YEAR AND NO KIDS HOW DOES THIS SOUND SO FAR BOYS.I AM CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFES BOSS BUT THERE IS ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM HIS NAME IS PETER YES BOYS YOU HEARD ME RIGHT HIS NAME IS (DR.PETER) GUYS THIS MAN HAS EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED EXCEPT WOMEN YOU GUESSED IT HE'S GAY BUT I AM CONTEPLATING OVER LOOKING THIS LITTLE SET BACK BOYS WHAT A NIGHT I HAD I THINK I AM IN LOVE
 

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Yea the orange hat is kind of cool.. but with a maroon muscle shirt. Who does he think he is..? Tiger? Then those shorts :scared Im kind of down with the plaid shorts, if you are a teenager shopping at Hollisters or Old Navy. Those shorts aren't exactly plaid shorts either.
To top it off we have black golf shoes with black socks :com: Luckily for him hes a scratch golfer..
 

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Well, I considered staying home and hiding behind my computer like a douche bag, and then just taking pot shots at everyone who showed up, but then decided that Judge, PF, and abc had that covered so I opted for the show up and have fun route.

Sitting at home on Saturday night nitpicking Agents golf attire seems like a real blast though. I mean with a name like abc, it is easy to see you have a very creative side, and it is sad to see you being recruited to the throng of Agent haters. Penguin got you young and turned you before I had a chance. Perhaps you will give me a chance to win you back over? :shrug: I would even entertain a round of golf with you, as long as you followed a few simple rules. Bring plenty of balls, because I don't want you borrowing PRO-V1's from me they are pricey, limit yourself to 6 swings per hole, and always, regardless of the shot result say 'great shot Agent'! It is my hope, that I could sway you to the side of Agent lovers, as there are never enough of those. :SIB

In any event, I look forward to seeing you guys at the next Madjack party.............NOT!
 

abc

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Stayed in Saturday partly because I am..
  1. In Grad School and had to finish this report..
  2. Wanted to watch the Pdub fight
  3. I wanted to critique your outfit

It was also the rainiest night of the summer.

:mj07: Anyway I also mentioned you had a nice swing.. although your elbow seems to fly out a little to far away from your body.
 

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BTW, Dumbclock is a hell of a player, he may have the 'secret' to the game, eh finger boy?:mj07:

DTB would be a money favorite over me on almost any course, probably like -0.5 -125. The guy is solid as hell and just doesn't miss. Not to mention he is a TOP NOTCH person! Enjoyed it Wayne, you're the best!

Our team had a blast, was great to play meet Phenom and Brad. Lewehands hit the ball great. Wineguy and his fiancee were awesome, I wish I had more time to chat with them and Bohawk and some others. Just so hard to see everyone in a 2 day span esp when you didn't play together. I wonder if Gmroz has sobered up yet?:SIB Anyone seen 6-5?:com: No Pepper, was great. Intense Operator was exactly like you would picture him and had a great time shooting the shit with him. Bobby Blue Chip is a neat guy, got to spend some time with him. I do forgive him for living where he does:nono: and I/O was trying to make an offer on his house. :142smilie Bobby was crushing the ball from what I saw. YYZ gets my vote for person most like their internet persona. I couldn't eat at Montana Mikes Friday night because every time I took a bite he let off a 1 liner and had me cracking up. Pics and what not coming up!
 

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:mj07: Anyway I also mentioned you had a nice swing.. although your elbow seems to fly out a little to far away from your body.

Appreciate it. It is always nice to get a couple swing tips via the internet from a guy who can't break 100. I will be sure to follow that up with some financial advise from a homeless guy, some handicapping lessons from Wise and Wiser and Raymond, some beauty secrets from Judge, and internet etiquette by The Sponge......
 

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Thank you Chad --but I wouldn't be taking those odds with my money. :)

Course (short and tight ) set up well for me--
I would certainly need tee spot to be competative with you most anywhere--wish I'd got to see you play more--but objectively saw enough of your swing on range and knowing how you played Victoria National in competition pretty well tells me all I need to know--looking forward to playing with you in the future.

---and applogize for forgetting to thank Handicapper for shirts--Fortunely got to spend quite a bit of time sitting next to him and his son @ Jacks house-truely a class act.
 
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