This movie sucks. The plot, the characters for the most part and then there's the plot, it sucked so bad I mentioned it twice.
Despite my spot-on review, this film has grossed 300 million and will make even more in the coming month. Geeeez.
Movie Review: Jurassic World
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This movie sucks. The plot, the characters for the most part and then there's the plot, it sucked so bad I mentioned it twice.
Despite my spot-on review, this film has grossed 300 million and will make even more in the coming month. Geeeez.
Do you request a refund for disappointment, or do you sneak into another adjacent alternate presentation for a look see?
opcorn2Do you request a refund for disappointment, or do you sneak into another adjacent alternate presentation for a look see?
Yes occasionally
Saw it today...
Saw it today...
Much better than I expected, I am a fan of dinosaur and monster movies.
Boys, I guess your not; movies to me are a form of escapism....you pay your money, grab an over-priced popcorn and soda, kick the theater recliner back and suspend reality for a couple hours.
Good storyline, Opie's daughter does looks scrumptious,(on a personal observation, she needs to watch her diet, I could see her ballooning) the big bad ass hybrid dinosaur with camouflage and super intelligence was very good.
The semi-trained raptors were very believable,Chris Pratt is well cast.. I loved the Jurassic world park concept with 22,000 visitors enjoying the "Dino Petting Zoo" and other exhibits, than attacked by escaped Pterodactyls (Giant flesh eating bird-like flying lizards).
The giant water exhibit containing the gigantic "Mesosaur" leaping out of the water and gobbling up great whites for lunch was way cool.
Vincent D'Onofrio plays a bad guy, wanting to use the Raptors for military applications....
A little tease...the big dino hybrid escapes, kicks ass, and it is decided to use the raptors to hunt him down....the raptors meet up with the escapee and communicate with him.
It turns out, the big hybrid is part raptor, a new alliance is formed.
I give the movie a solid B....it does not have the wonderment of the first installment, it is on par with Jurrassic Park 2
The ending is fairly predictable, than......SURPRISE, did not see that coming.
Saw it today...
Much better than I expected, I am a fan of dinosaur and monster movies.
Boys, I guess your not; movies to me are a form of escapism....you pay your money, grab an over-priced popcorn and soda, kick the theater recliner back and suspend reality for a couple hours.
Good storyline, Opie's daughter does looks scrumptious,(on a personal observation, she needs to watch her diet, I could see her ballooning) the big bad ass hybrid dinosaur with camouflage and super intelligence was very good.
The semi-trained raptors were very believable,Chris Pratt is well cast.. I loved the Jurassic world park concept with 22,000 visitors enjoying the "Dino Petting Zoo" and other exhibits, than attacked by escaped Pterodactyls (Giant flesh eating bird-like flying lizards).
The giant water exhibit containing the gigantic "Mesosaur" leaping out of the water and gobbling up great whites for lunch was way cool.
Vincent D'Onofrio plays a bad guy, wanting to use the Raptors for military applications....
A little tease...the big dino hybrid escapes, kicks ass, and it is decided to use the raptors to hunt him down....the raptors meet up with the escapee and communicate with him.
It turns out, the big hybrid is part raptor, a new alliance is formed.
I give the movie a solid B....it does not have the wonderment of the first installment, it is on par with Jurrassic Park 2
The ending is fairly predictable, than......SURPRISE, did not see that coming.
I was in the movie theater for over an hour and I don't eat GMO popcorn or drink pop.
You're about to give me a coronary.
"the big bad ass hybrid dinosaur with camouflage and super intelligence was very good." Fuck no. Shitty story line FOR JURASSIC PARK, but not for a monster movie. I get it. For a monster movie, this would be okay. HowFUCKINGever, this is a sacred franchise and admitably, the second film wasn't great and the third was pretty bad. This one is so shitty and disrespectful it is a disgrace.
Fuckin' dialogue sucked. "Can it get out?"
"Depends"
"Depends on what?"
"On what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab"
Dude - it was like this the whole fuckin' movie. Shitty one-liners.
WAIT! What about that teenage kid - the biggest pussy-douche that ever lived. He's sad, depressed and uninterested that he's in the worlds greatest theme parks ever in the history of the world. FUCK YOU, teenclown character that is no where near realistic.
Fuck everything about this movie.
Now - you want to talk about training the raptors? - which is by far the dumbest shit in this movie? Fuck this movie all day every day and I hope the writer who thought this dino training bull shit dies in a car fire.
Why my disdain for this film?
Because they could have made it great again. Spielberg was involved again. Sweet. But what did they do? They went away from the core story line of this amazing idea for a book/movie.
It could have been great - instead it is a throwaway, popcorn summer piece of shit. Fuck that noise.
Thanks Boys, I really wasn't planning on losing any sleep.
Joker.... calm down, they did not try to un-invent the wheel.
Sure, it was a cash grabbing stretch of a sequel, aren't they all? Only sequel to win academy award I believe, was Godfather 2, rightfully so.
It was purely escapist entertainment.....people create dinosaurs, (again) dinosaurs escape, eat people, (again) dinosaurs lose in the end, (again).....
It's 94 degrees outside, humidity 65% and I don't golf.
Taking out the trash and then walking the dogs sapped my will power to mow the lawn.
In the theater I got 2.5 hours of air-conditioned bliss in a cushy leather high back full recliner, even kicked off my shoes.
Plus I got to see realistic dinosaurs eating tourists....and I did not mind the GMO popcorn cooked in buttery lard....:142smilie
Sure, it was a cash grabbing stretch of a sequel, aren't they all? No.
Terminator 2
Aliens
The Empire Strikes Back
The Dark Knight
Lethal Weapon 2
It was purely escapist entertainment..... I get it. Still not an excuse in my eyes. Why not make something amazing when you have the chance.
In the theater I got 2.5 hours of air-conditioned bliss in a cushy leather high back full recliner, even kicked off my shoes. Ok.
Plus I got to see realistic dinosaurs eating tourists....and I did not mind the GMO popcorn cooked in buttery lard....:142smilie I always put salt, pepper and gluten on my popcorn.
Terminator 2
Aliens
The Empire Strikes Back
The Dark Knight
Lethal Weapon 2
It was purely escapist entertainment..... I get it. Still not an excuse in my eyes. Why not make something amazing when you have the chance.
In the theater I got 2.5 hours of air-conditioned bliss in a cushy leather high back full recliner, even kicked off my shoes. Ok.
Plus I got to see realistic dinosaurs eating tourists....and I did not mind the GMO popcorn cooked in buttery lard....:142smilie I always put salt, pepper and gluten on my popcorn.
Looking at most of Hollywood's offerings lately, they have next to no original scripts...hell, they are dragging Scwartzeneggers soggy-old ass out with more Terminators.
They showed previews for more star wars....Harrison looks 80+....
I watch TCM religiously, and it amazes me how modern Hollywood is just re- re-hashing old stuff.
The fact that they have sunk to comic book characters and plastic toys for scripts (transformers-took about steaming, stinking, diarrhea-like sequels) speaks volumes....
Funny you mention pepper and gluten for popcorn toppings, the concession stand had 4 different seasoning shakers to customize your 10 cents worth of popcorn that cost $5.00.
They may actually have Gluten content...
Boys, next time there I will request Non-Gmo corn and perhaps a nice mid-priced Bordeaux to wash it down with...:drinky:
Joker's hatred of this movie and his reasons why truly made me laugh very hard. Some truly funny stuff. I think I will pass on the movie. I tend to fade the boys movie review choices however, so I'll have to side with him here.
If I were you guys I'd completely ignore The Joker, he suffers from multiple personality disorder and can't be trusted. :SIB
