My Kickserv Parlay of the XXV Winter Olympiad

[Smitty]

Curling...

Canadian Men to win a medal with the Canadian Women to win Gold. +140

I mean, it can't lose. As Weird Al sings in Canadian Idiot... "They treat Curling just like it's a real sport."

 

[kickserv]

Curling...

Canadian Men to win a medal with the Canadian Women to win Gold. +140

The chicks will win gold....not sure about the men though.

 

[Smitty]

The chicks will win gold....not sure about the men though.

with my luck... they'll lose the bronze medal game.

 

[kickserv]

Curling...

Canadian Men to win a medal

Canada is cheating to win, so I like your chances.

About time we cheat, we have been screwed over by other countries (including all USA drug cheaters) for decades, about friggen time we start cheating. I didn't know it would happen in curling though. And I didn't know it would involve "f bombs" and "throwing punches in the locker room".

2026 Winter Olympics: Canadian curler Marc Kennedy accused of cheating vs. Sweden, leading to profanity-laced exchange

Canada defeated Sweden 8-6 in Olympic men's curling action Friday, but not before some heated words were exchanged after Sweden accused Canada of cheating

ca.news.yahoo.com

By the way if you know anything about curling this kind of cheating happens all the time, but usually not at the Olympics or World Championships.


Love the "f bombs"

https://x.com/CBCOlympics/status/2022428205500764593

https://x.com/TR_Andersen/status/2022412356157083968

 

[Smitty]

Canada is cheating to win, so I like your chances.

About time we cheat, we have been screwed over by other countries (including all USA drug cheaters) for decades, about friggen time we start cheating. I didn't know it would happen in curling though. And I didn't know it would involve "f bombs" and "throwing punches in the locker room".

2026 Winter Olympics: Canadian curler Marc Kennedy accused of cheating vs. Sweden, leading to profanity-laced exchange

Canada defeated Sweden 8-6 in Olympic men's curling action Friday, but not before some heated words were exchanged after Sweden accused Canada of cheating

ca.news.yahoo.com

By the way if you know anything about curling this kind of cheating happens all the time, but usually not at the Olympics or World Championships.


Love the "f bombs"

https://x.com/CBCOlympics/status/2022428205500764593

https://x.com/TR_Andersen/status/2022412356157083968

This has to be the front-runner for most hilarious quote of the Olympics.




I appreciate the Canadian men pulling out all the stops for me to hit my parlay. It'd be nice if the Canadian women tried a little harder to hold up their end.

 

[kickserv]

It'd be nice if the Canadian women tried a little harder to hold up their end.

Be a massive massive massive choke job if the Canadian chicks don't make the semi final. They are playing terrible, but they are still mathmatically alive to make the semis, but it ain't looking good.

They were pretty much a lock to win Gold, and now they might not even make the top 4🤦‍♀️

 

[Smitty]

Be a massive massive massive choke job if the Canadian chicks don't make the semi final. They are playing terrible, but they are still mathmatically alive to make the semis, but it ain't looking good.

They were pretty much a lock to win Gold, and now they might not even make the top 4🤦‍♀️

They just gotta run the table to make the next round. Maybe the Olympics fell during their time of the month? I assume they've been training together long enough that they're synched up.

Wagering on women's sports is difficult.

 

[kickserv]

Wagering on women's sports is difficult.

Not if you are hammer1

 

[Smitty]

Not if you are hammer1

Well, obvi (as I'm sure the kids still say). He is a master of the ladies.

Rumor has it hammer1 can stop a menstrual cycle with just a glance.

 

[THE_THONG]

Canada is cheating to win, so I like your chances.

About time we cheat, we have been screwed over by other countries (including all USA drug cheaters) for decades, about friggen time we start cheating. I didn't know it would happen in curling though. And I didn't know it would involve "f bombs" and "throwing punches in the locker room".

2026 Winter Olympics: Canadian curler Marc Kennedy accused of cheating vs. Sweden, leading to profanity-laced exchange

Canada defeated Sweden 8-6 in Olympic men's curling action Friday, but not before some heated words were exchanged after Sweden accused Canada of cheating

ca.news.yahoo.com

By the way if you know anything about curling this kind of cheating happens all the time, but usually not at the Olympics or World Championships.


Love the "f bombs"

https://x.com/CBCOlympics/status/2022428205500764593

https://x.com/TR_Andersen/status/2022412356157083968

Kickserv making excuses again

 

[kickserv]

Kickserv making excuses again

kickserv = calls it like it is