I aint been there in 2 weeks.. i heard they just rolled out low limit no limit games.
$100 max buy in, $1/2 blinds. as if the 3/6 games there were enough like a sandbox at recess in gradeschool....
My search for the Hold em moron of the year
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I aint been there in 2 weeks.. i heard they just rolled out low limit no limit games.
$100 max buy in, $1/2 blinds. as if the 3/6 games there were enough like a sandbox at recess in gradeschool....
Freakin hilarious Agent.......every game is the same too. I will try to snap a few at my game tomorrow.
This is a classic thread. I will take some too. The best part is that when the host of my game busts out... The tirade that erupts out of him is just an instant classic!!! In fact, pictures wouldnt do it justice... I would need video!!!!!
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You prick. Too bad you wont be around to see my tirade. I will dispose of you before the first break.:sadwave:
Ok boys!! Agent has been busy but that DOESN'T mean I haven't run into plenty of morons!!
We have some new canidates!!
I present to you, Tank Top Todd....
Outfit: Black sleeveless shirt, in fact...Todd owns NOTHING that has sleeves! No matter the weather...all the other players get to enjoy Todds beautiful arms.
Agressiveness: 4, except when bluffing sounds fun. I once saw him bluff into 8 players as first to act.
Favorite Hand: Todd plays any hand you wont hit in Black Jack. If it adds up to 17, Todd plays it!! Ace-any, 10-7, 8-9, J-7....anything that totals 20 is an Automatic all in.
Flop Percentage: 94%
Trademark: Owns the world record for $25.00 rebuys at $475.00 in a 1 hour rebuy period.
We have some new canidates!!
I present to you, Tank Top Todd....
Outfit: Black sleeveless shirt, in fact...Todd owns NOTHING that has sleeves! No matter the weather...all the other players get to enjoy Todds beautiful arms.
Agressiveness: 4, except when bluffing sounds fun. I once saw him bluff into 8 players as first to act.
Favorite Hand: Todd plays any hand you wont hit in Black Jack. If it adds up to 17, Todd plays it!! Ace-any, 10-7, 8-9, J-7....anything that totals 20 is an Automatic all in.
Flop Percentage: 94%
Trademark: Owns the world record for $25.00 rebuys at $475.00 in a 1 hour rebuy period.
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Noah the Showa
Outfit: You tell me, WTF is that shirt?
Agressiveness: 6.5
Favorite hand: Our friend Noah is STRICTLY by the book!
Flop Percentage: 28%
Trademark: There is ABSOLUTELY no reason to ever call Noah unless you have the nuts. No matter what, he will show his hand. He wants you and everyone else to know how well he is playing, and will ante off every chip he has until he picks up a hand his book says he can play. I once reraised Noah, then realized I didn't have cards!!
Outfit: You tell me, WTF is that shirt?
Agressiveness: 6.5
Favorite hand: Our friend Noah is STRICTLY by the book!
Flop Percentage: 28%
Trademark: There is ABSOLUTELY no reason to ever call Noah unless you have the nuts. No matter what, he will show his hand. He wants you and everyone else to know how well he is playing, and will ante off every chip he has until he picks up a hand his book says he can play. I once reraised Noah, then realized I didn't have cards!!
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Steeler Fan Stan...
This guy is quickly becoming my sentimental favorite..
Outfit: DUH!! Steelers jacket! Rain, sleet, snow, or sun...Stan aint taking off his beloved Steelers coat! And the mullet, never leave home without it!
Agressiveness: 7.5, this dude is hard to photo...he bounces around like he just snorted an 8 ball, and I had to catch him bluffing to get a good picture. When he bluffs, he stands DEAD still.:mj07:
Favorite Hand: Plays any hand that is a year the Steelers won a Super Bowl.
Flop Percentage: 78%, "it was suited!!"
Trademark: Still bragging about a flush draw he laid down in 1987, when someone raised, re-raised, and re-re-raised their house with trips on the board. Stan laid down his 6 high flush draw, and is dam proud of it!! Good fold Stan.
This guy is quickly becoming my sentimental favorite..
Outfit: DUH!! Steelers jacket! Rain, sleet, snow, or sun...Stan aint taking off his beloved Steelers coat! And the mullet, never leave home without it!
Agressiveness: 7.5, this dude is hard to photo...he bounces around like he just snorted an 8 ball, and I had to catch him bluffing to get a good picture. When he bluffs, he stands DEAD still.:mj07:
Favorite Hand: Plays any hand that is a year the Steelers won a Super Bowl.
Flop Percentage: 78%, "it was suited!!"
Trademark: Still bragging about a flush draw he laid down in 1987, when someone raised, re-raised, and re-re-raised their house with trips on the board. Stan laid down his 6 high flush draw, and is dam proud of it!! Good fold Stan.
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Im kind of confused about the Noah guy.... he's just super tight or what? what do you mean don't ever call him?
Why call him unless you know you have him beat? He is not capable of bluffing, EVER, and he will show you his hand even if you don't call.
Hence the name, Noah the Showa.
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This is a great thread..Just bumping it up.
Hope you never come to Minnesota (Canterbury Park) and get my photo on there!
Love the Steelers Fan (has that Jack Lambert look)!
Keep them coming!
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Hope you never come to Minnesota (Canterbury Park) and get my photo on there!
Love the Steelers Fan (has that Jack Lambert look)!
Keep them coming!
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New moron alert
New moron alert
Mathew with a statue....
Outfit: Fairly plain, Matt doesn't want to draw attention away from his beloved statue of Beethoven. He is sort of Jamie Gold looking...
Agressiveness: 9.2, cannot accept being "bullied". Actually takes getting raised personal.
Favorite Hand: Any open-ended straight. Mathew will bet his soul and his unborn child on an open-ender, even with a 4 flush on the board.
Flop Percentage: 91%, "I'm pot commited"
Trademark: Mathew and the statue just will not be pushed around. If you are at his table, you can be sure either you or him will be busted soon. And WHATEVER you do, if you go after his Big Blind, you better have a hand!
New moron alert
Mathew with a statue....
Outfit: Fairly plain, Matt doesn't want to draw attention away from his beloved statue of Beethoven. He is sort of Jamie Gold looking...
Agressiveness: 9.2, cannot accept being "bullied". Actually takes getting raised personal.
Favorite Hand: Any open-ended straight. Mathew will bet his soul and his unborn child on an open-ender, even with a 4 flush on the board.
Flop Percentage: 91%, "I'm pot commited"
Trademark: Mathew and the statue just will not be pushed around. If you are at his table, you can be sure either you or him will be busted soon. And WHATEVER you do, if you go after his Big Blind, you better have a hand!
Steller Fan Stan alert!!!!
I sat to Stans right in the cash game tonight, $1-2 No Limit Hold em.
Flop is Q-Q-7, someone bet $15 and Stan called, turn card is 6, $20 bet and Stan called, river is 7 for a final board of QQ767. $40 bet and Stan called and flipped up 55. LMFAO!! He couldn't beat the board! The guy bettig the whole time flips up 9-10 offsuit, stone cold bluff that turned out to be the nuts. Stan said "I knew that 7 killed me but I had to see it"
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Good call Stan....
Steller Fan Stan alert!!!!
I sat to Stans right in the cash game tonight, $1-2 No Limit Hold em.
Flop is Q-Q-7, someone bet $15 and Stan called, turn card is 6, $20 bet and Stan called, river is 7 for a final board of QQ767. $40 bet and Stan called and flipped up 55. LMFAO!! He couldn't beat the board! The guy bettig the whole time flips up 9-10 offsuit, stone cold bluff that turned out to be the nuts. Stan said "I knew that 7 killed me but I had to see it"
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Good call Stan....
are u focking kidding me??? :142smilie :142smilie :mj07:
I cant make it up!!
On top of that, Stan was $400 ahead in the game!:shrug:
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