MY WIFE WANTS A DIVORCE - LETS SEE HER TRY TO TAKE MY $

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hEY GUYS.

i WENT TO THE BANK YESTERDAY... i HAVE A MORTGAGE PAYMENT OF $1100 DUE EVERY MONTH AND IM 2 MONTHS LATE. i HAVE A CAR LOAN, AND 2 HOME EQUITY LOANS THAT ARE ALL DELINQUENT. mY BANK HAS BEEN CALLING ME EVERY DAY TO COME IN AND TRY AND RESTRUCTURE THEM. i CURRENTLY OWE MY BOOKIE 15K, MY PARENTS - 10K AND MY FRIEND 3K.

bOTTOM LINE OF THE STORY IS... MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE ME AND SHES COMING AFTER OUR MUTUAL FUNDS $$$. i HAD ABOUT 17K TIED UP IN AN AGGRESSIVE-BUT SAFE MUTUAL FUND WITH A 7% YEARLY RETURN (UP UNTIL THE ECNOOMY TURNED TO CRAP!!). sO I WILL NOT LET ME WIFE GET GRUBBY HANDS OVER MY $. i AM LETTING IT ALLLLLL RIDE. pLZ NOBODY FOLLOW THIS PLAY, JUST PRAY THAT I SOMEHOW WIN.

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Don't feel bad.....

Its worse than a divorce at my house......

my investments are down over 50% and........

I still have my wife!!!!
 
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hedgehog0721 said:
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you may need to go to gamblers anonymous
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I TRIED GA ALREADY THEY KICKED ME OUT. I WAS CHECKING SCORES ON MY PHONE LOL AND SOME GUY NARKED ON ME. I ACCUSED HIM OF BEING DRUNK SO THEY KICKED BOTH OF US OUT. SCREW THEM
 
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Which bank lets you place 17k parlays? Most of them just offer low-interest CDs. Funny, though.
 
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HAHA YOU GUYS THINK IM FULL OF SHIT?

SOMEONE SHOW ME HOW TO POST A SCREEN SHOT
 
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:0corn Damn! 2:00 am in the morning, I saw your wife working out on the CORNER :scared ........... She worn LION pantie with BRONCO bra :eek: ......... She must rooting for you .......... :142smilie
 
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It's easy to believe someone who types all caps could get into deep debt and come up with an insane plot to bail himself out. What's not plausible is that the scenario described could be accomplished in a week. And if it took longer, surely different picks would have been made?

Hey, at least you're not dressing up like Santa and laying waste.
 
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All these people you owe money must just not understand. How are you supposed to get to them to pay them off when you already lost your car? :mj07: :mj07: Either you have a very good imagination to come up with these tales or you have a serious problem. Well either way you have a problem but you get my point. GOOD LUCK!!
 
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