Name the last five things you have put in your ear

[MadJack]

finger
golf tee
end of a pen
end of a pencil
water from the shower

saw this topic somewhere else and thought many here would be interested.

:mj07:

 

[smurphy]

Do noises count?

 

[ImFeklhr]

 

[Morris]

Jack,
Golf tee
end of pen
end of pencil.... :nono: :scared :scared :scared

 

[MadJack]

Jack,
Golf tee
end of pen
end of pencil.... :nono: :scared :scared :scared

the OTHER end :mj07:

 

[Morris]

the OTHER end :mj07:

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: Don't put anything in your except your elbow!!!

 

[RexBudler]

water
q tip
finger
earplug

will try and think of the 5th one

 

[marine]

paperclip.
had a bit of wax today and couldnt get to a q-tip

 

[SixFive]

finger
qtip
water

belonging to another...
tongue :00hour
lips :SIB

 

[MadJack]

qtips are bad. like loading a cannon = impacted wax :nono:

 

[OAKAS]

About 6 months ago I had wax impacted in my right ear so bad I lost most of my hearing.

I went to the doctor and he was taking about a pound of the wax out and kept asking if it hurt. I told him no and he kept digging for more.

Well, he hit something and I damn near passed out. Broke out in a sweat and everything. As the room is spinning and I am laying down wondering if I am going to make it, the doctor is laughing, saying that he maybe went a little too far. (Ya Think?):shrug:

 

[Agent 0659]

About 6 months ago I had wax impacted in my right ear so bad I lost most of my hearing.

I went to the doctor and he was taking about a pound of the wax out and kept asking if it hurt. I told him no and he kept digging for more.

Well, he hit something and I damn near passed out. Broke out in a sweat and everything. As the room is spinning and I am laying down wondering if I am going to make, the doctor is laughing, saying that he maybe went a little too far. (Ya Think?):shrug:

WTF!:shrug:

 

[MadJack]

(Ya Think?)

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

he had no idea what he was doing. i coulda had that chit completely out in 10 seconds. what a goof.

"Ya Think" :mj07:

 

[Morris]

About 6 months ago I had wax impacted in my right ear so bad I lost most of my hearing.

I went to the doctor and he was taking about a pound of the wax out and kept asking if it hurt. I told him no and he kept digging for more.

Well, he hit something and I damn near passed out. Broke out in a sweat and everything. As the room is spinning and I am laying down wondering if I am going to make it, the doctor is laughing, saying that he maybe went a little too far. (Ya Think?):shrug:

:scared :scared :scared

 

[BahamaMama]

q-tip
finger
blue ant (and i NEVER thought i'd use one)
ear plugs (work)
match stick

 

[taoist]

Hydrogen_perox and warm water...1/2 & 1/2. :SIB

 

[shamrock]

Hydrogen_perox and warm water...1/2 & 1/2. :SIB

exactly , jack if no q tip, what do you use?

 

[MadJack]

a golf tee, what else? :mj07:

listen to taoist, that's the correct thing to do for removing ear wax. unless you know what you're doing. Q-tips, forget it!