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Upstairs watching sports on the big TV.
Adam says to God - I love this eden you created for me, the plants, the animals the weather, the water its fantastic but Im lonely.

God says to Adam

Youve been so good I want to give you the most perfect companion, she will be at your side forever, she will tend to your every need, she will be caring and loving, you will want for nothing.

But (says God) she will cost you an arm, a leg and your left nut.

Adam ponders this for a little while and then says

What can I get for a rib?:mj07:
 

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