Need some good Valentines suggestions...

Stuman

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I think all of us can benefit from this thread. Just looking for some good Valentines suggestions, gifts, etc. My wife and I got married last May, so this will be our first Valentines as a married couple and I want it to be special for her. Flowers and dinner seem a bit generic, so I want to do something extra nice without spending too much money. Anyone got any ideas? TIA ;)

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I'm going the extra mile and springing for the courtside seats. If shes really lucky I'll get double cheese on the pizza.:D
 

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what I am getting my wife:
a set of steel handcuffs and a leather ball gag.

She may think it is for kinky and perverse pleasures in the bedroom... but I just want some peace and quiet when I tune into the hockey games.
 

yyz

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I like thye commercial for "Hershey's Pot of Gold" candies.

The couple sits on the couch, and the guy pulls out a heart shaped tin of candy.......the gal says, "I thought we agreed we weren't exchanging gifts this year?" With a coy little smile on her face.

The guy opens the candy, pops one in his yap, and says, "Were not."

:D


Aint love grand?
 

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From one newlywed to another. Refesh the night you asked her to marry you and spring for a decent piece of jewerly. Sounds cheesy, but it will earn you major pts.

A cheaper answer, this is neccessary if you listen to my picks: Tell her you would like to review the Marrige tape/album and have a nice bottle of wine at home. This is increadably boring and painful but it is cheap and major romantic. The Honeymoon re-creation can follow.....



DO NOT BUY CLOTHES. Most couples gain 10-20 .lbs in thier three years of marrage. :nono:
 

SixFive

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do a search too, I think this same thread came up last year. Flowers are always nice, and u can't go wrong with them.
 

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Tell her you love her, and that your going out to tell the world, with the boys Tonight>>
 

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Get a couple of 40's of "Olde English 800", and a Barry White CD, and she will be putty in your hands :brows:
 

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cheesy, but true.

cheesy, but true.

from a chick's perspective...

I'm not going to lie... jewelry is nice. But.... nothing is nicer than an unexpected declaration. Write a letter on some nice paper... list the reasons why you married her and how you feel about her now... if you're not good with words, find your wedding song or any love song you share, have it framed and look her straight in the eye and recite the words to her.

Granted, you'll have to buy a box of kleenex for the crying that will follow, but you will be rewarded later on that night.

;)
 

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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There is not a Special Holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the man in their life.

Which is why a new Holiday has been created. March 20th is now Officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a blowjob. That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetal love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. Spread the word,help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
 

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LMAO I thought this thread was gonna be all cute and cuddley. You guys made my day:grins: Funny stuff. Hope my wife doesn't see this:eek:

Bob
 
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