Neighbor( joke)

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A man received the following text from his neighbor:


I am so sorry Bob...... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.


I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.& nbsp;


I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.


I can no longer live with the guilt,....... and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.



The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife.



A few moments later, a second text came in:



Damn auto spell!


It should read "wifi, not "wife..."
 

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