- Mar 19, 2006
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My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa.."
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little guy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Miller Lite and big tits."
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