NFL Executives asking about sexual preference

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Ok, fine. Have it your way. I'm not trying to get too deep with it :lol:

You'll thank me later. You don't want someone coming in here posting a picture of a guy with a tin foil hat or any further references to Agent.
 

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If I owned a football team I would make my entire offensive line out of gay players. They don't mind the closeness, don't get tired bending over all the time. It would bring the butt pat back to which Favre apparently took with him. Plus they don't mind and extra tight uniform. I would want them to be over the top Boy George, John Travolta gay. Hell, I would put flames on their helmets and everything, those D-line men will be running the other way.
Have a whole cooler full of Yoohoo and Pixie Sticks to give out for halftime snacks. Fuck yeah. I am all for it. They could wear Super Bowl Champion ring pops.

Hope that helps,
FDC

totally agree...tired of that old hag faith hill....i`m ready to hear some f`ing ABBA on sunday night!!....:00x30 T
 

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I did, just now, read you reply to Poon though :lol:

I don't think a gay player would be a locker room distraction to a team. :shrug:

People like HH would be the distraction.

JMO

it would bother me if we were in the hot tub together when he had an injury or seeing him naked taking a shower, don't tell me it wouldn't be a distraction...
 

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it would bother me if we were in the hot tub together when he had an injury or seeing him naked taking a shower, don't tell me it wouldn't be a distraction...

Sitting in the hot tub with Terrell Suggs wouldn't bother you? Howsa about sitting in there with Tony Romo ;)
 

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Sitting in the hot tub with Terrell Suggs wouldn't bother you? Howsa about sitting in there with Tony Romo ;)


probably any man in the hot tub with me would bother me, gay or not...only been in with females :SIB
 

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it would bother me if we were in the hot tub together when he had an injury or seeing him naked taking a shower, don't tell me it wouldn't be a distraction...

:facepalm:

You moronic schmuck.

I'm going to quote from Chris Kluwe's letter to a Maryland lawmaker on the topic of gay marriage, but I believe it is applicable here:

"I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster."


Hedgesimpleton - what are you worried about in the shower or the hot tub in your example?
 

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You moronic schmuck.

I'm going to quote from Chris Kluwe's letter to a Maryland lawmaker on the topic of gay marriage, but I believe it is applicable here:

"I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster."


Hedgesimpleton - what are you worried about in the shower or the hot tub in your example?


I think Hedgies afraid he's going to have to dish out a few bucks on a Hot Tub...........:shrug:
 

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I think Hedgies afraid he's going to have to dish out a few bucks on a Hot Tub...........:shrug:

My divorce attorney told me to get one :shrug: So far I would have had 8 or 9 women in it, damn shame I am tight with my money :lol:
 

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My divorce attorney told me to get one :shrug: So far I would have had 8 or 9 women in it, damn shame I am tight with my money :lol:

I can't imagine a lawyer telling me to get a hot tub.

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I can't imagine a lawyer telling me to get a hot tub.

:mj07:

It was one of those 15 minute phone conversations for 60 dollars we had after divorce was final, he told me to get a hot tub for all the babes I would be bringing home :0003
 

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It was one of those 15 minute phone conversations for 60 dollars we had after divorce was final, he told me to get a hot tub for all the babes I would be bringing home :0003

I can think of exactly zero attorneys at the firm I work for dispensing this sage advice
 

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you have really become a prick (no pun intended) since you got a divorce, you really need to get laid :0008

Believe it or not, you don't know what's going on in my life right now Scott. I wonder why that is? Perhaps I decided to handle my business and heal. I just don't post every gruesome detail of my life. Some yes. But after the divorce, I circled the wagons, got my head on straight (sans strippers), and now I'm fine. You can call me a prick. That's fine. Everyone else knows differently.
 
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Believe it or not, you don't know what's going on in my life right now Scott. I wonder why that is? Perhaps I decided to handle my business and heal. I just don't post every gruesome detail of my life. Some yes. But after the divorce, I circled the wagons, got my head on straight (sans strippers), and now I'm fine. You can call me a prick. That's fine. Everyone else knows differently.

Good to hear, sorry...hope all is well, divorce sucks
 

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I promise to be much nicer and not post any controversy so as not to upset anyone here since you all have such thin skin, I am truly sorry for my actions

So you wrote the above this afternoon, and then less than 4 hours you spew this crap:

:rolleyes:

you have really become a prick (no pun intended) since you got a divorce, you really need to get laid :0008



You are a real piece of shit.
 

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Gay men never have been a threat to me. :shrug:

People are kidding themselves if they don't think there are gay NFL players (MLB and NBA too).

I don't have personal knowledge, but I don't think a gay nfl player in the showers after the game is thinking "smorgasbord"!!

I might even care less about this than I do about the boring Combine :facepalm:

(tangential thought) Glad the stupid combine is over. All this great basketball and the Nashville sports radio guys are just talking about it and stupid Titans. Nobody gives a shit. :0008
 
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