Nick Douglas, STOP YOURSELF!

[Nick Douglas]

30 picks on bestbettor from now until Super Bowl Sunday. Loser doesn't post at *any* forum for the month of February. Grow some balls, Jim.

 

[skulldog]

Beanbag, LMFAO. Nick now you want to have a contest w/BJ, man next it will yyz, or worm, HR, hel I don't think Jack is safe.

I think you've been smoking 1 too many fatties on this one, you've got no shot of doing that, and I'll wager on that.

Oh, and 1 more thing, it was thunder who you were having a disagreement with, I haven't seen you offer him a challenge which seems logical since you've claimed he fudges his numbers, where are the balls now, nicky.

:thefinger

 

[THE KOD]

the balls retracted ?


KOD

 

[Nick Douglas]

I am just trying to have some fun with the challenges. I am not wagering any money on them, just the right to post on the boards for a month. Nothing major. Thunder has an open invitation as well. If he thinks he can beat me in a one-on-one contest at Best Bettor with 30 picks between now and the end of Super Bowl Sunday, then by all means, we'll do it.

 

[THE KOD]

Sounds like we have a match.

skulldog- where is Thunder ?


KOD

 

[skulldog]

Scott- I don't know, but I hope he reads this and accepts nick's challenge, if he doesn't it will sure make me look bad. I'll e-mail him at his site and hope he responds.

I'll let you know.

 

[THE KOD]

Scott- I don't know, but I hope he reads this and accepts nick's challenge, if he doesn't it will sure make me look bad.

I'll let you know.

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skull

It sure will look bad if Thunder pancakes the challenge at this late stage. Especially the comment about him fudging the numbers.

Well to save face, if Thunder washs out, you could carry the
gauntlet vs Nick.

I will try to call Thunder now.


KOD

 

[THE KOD]

RING ! RING ! Thunder ?

 

[yyz]

Nick.

I'll take you on for shits and giggles. Low rollers paradise!


You say 30 plays from now until SB Sunday. What other rules?

Here's what I propose:

• Make the wagers on bestbettor at any amount they allow
• Highest dollar amount won, or least amount lost, is the winner

I would also want for us to have two new identities for the contest. (That way the bookkeepping would be easier for us.)

30 plays. No more.....no less. Anything other would result in a DQ for the offender!

I say we play for 50 beans a guy. (I don't want to not post for a month, should fate determine my coin flips to be worse than yours.)

Let me know!

 

[Nick Douglas]

I want you to do the Super Bowl Shuffle in front of everyone at the Super Bowl Party if you lose. If you agree to that, you've got a deal. If you can think of a similarly embarassing (but not obscene) thing for me to do in front of everyone at the party, I'll agree to it.

 

[Nick Douglas]

In fact, I'll let you get off with doing the Chorus and the lyrics from one guy. You can pick the guy, but I'd suggest McMahon. A capella or karaoke, but you provide the soundtrack. Here are the lyrics:

Chorus
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Walter Payton
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Willie Gault
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

Mike Singletary
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle

(Repeat Chorus)

Jim McMahon
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Otis Wilson
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Steve Fuller
They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Mike Richardson
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)

Richard Dent
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Gary Fencik
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.

William Perry
You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

 

[worm44]

YYZ your such a puss-you have a contest now with someone you know you'll beat in NIck D--why not take on the big boys---what a punk

 

[Nick Douglas]

worm44,

Stay out of this thread. The only reason I haven't challenged you is that you are too small a name to be worth beating.

 

[MadJack]

yyz! please accept, but you know i'll have to root against you. i'd LOVE seeing you do the superbowl shuffle

nick, i'm SURE he'll come up with something equally as good.

:142smilie

 

[worm44]

yeah--its easier for you to sit there and bet against a lame prick like yyz--I understand, anyone with a win % of about .400 would be no fun for me anyway....its funny some of the guys I beat in the MAC Contest and Bowl contest are big names, just not big enough for your 135 lbs--so sad

 

[Nick Douglas]

worm44, like I said, stay out until you prove yourself. Open a best bettor account, post the name of the account on this site and then wager for a year with a profit of at least $5,000 (that is low, I should make it $10,000). If you prove that you are a decent handicapper by doing that, then I will face you in a contest.

Jack,

I hope yyz does come up with something good. I will do a similar performance of just about anything. My line would be crossed at having to wear women's clothing for the party. Maybe......

 

[yyz]

Nick,

I can't do that! The sheer embarrassment of losing would be bad enough, but to do that?

Here's an offer that should be sure to please.


The loser has to wait on the winner at the party on Sunday! That's right......you will have to feed my big ass when I want some grub, and get me my drinks! (Or me for you, of course!)



worm,

You can come along and wait on both of us, you turd.

"Me! Me!!! Pick me, please!!!!!!!!" Shut the fuk up, you cry baby!

Get your dead ass out to the party, and play with the men for once in your life!

 

[kosar]

You actually gonna make it out there for the party this year, yyz?

 

[yyz]

Yes, sir......I am.

 

[kosar]

Good deal.