Nick Douglas, STOP YOURSELF!

yyz

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WTF are you doing?

I read that schtick you put up on your page yesterday about the $500 to $100,000 scheme you are trying to pull off. I thought you were just imbibing a little, and figured you would set us straight today. But no. Are you really going to try to turn $500 into $100,000 by making a series of parlay wagers? Please tell me you did this just to get me pissed, and get me writing something like this to you?

I know you're in a slump, and want to get out, but you should know better. You're in one of those phases where you think you need to make adjustments after every loss. We've all felt that way, brother!:cool: Don't do this, though.

That five hundy might have been a "gift", but why throw it away? That's still a solid chunk of cash! Christ, if anything, put it all on a decent play, cash out, bring the coin to Vegas with you! When I see you out there, I don't know whether to give you a "wet willie" or a rabbit punch!:D

I'm in an NBA slump myself, with a couple of bad days last week. I'll pick it back a game at a time, though. I am hoping worm44 posts his POD again, so I can get back on the winning streak I so richly deserve.

Good luck if you really decide to make a go of this thing!


(PS......I'll save a spot for you right next to me at the SB Party. Look for the booster chair.)
 

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yyz

you think maybe Nick has finally flipped his cork ?

Maybe S-Love will respond. He is always good for
a gem or two.

KOD
 

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No slump, really. I will admit there is the ulterior motive of wanting to get away from the day to day grind of handicapping for a while. I still have 2 weeks to make a final decision. I can say that I am at least very certain that I will be using the $500 pree play to its maximum cash value effect by trying to win a 10-1 wager.
 

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Nick--I have to agree with yyz here. I respect your phoilosophies, but this one makes no sense. Like in BlackJack, you're not playing with the house money if it's on your side of the table.

I think you should maybe try the experiment and stop at $10G.

Just my thought
 

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listening to yyz about gambling is like listening to Michael Jackson talking about child care......dont listen....Hey yyz how about that contest you pussy? I hear alot of gum flapping when I amnot around but you havent agreed -lets set it up now ...I know you have to spend a lot of time cleaning your trailer- but.....
 
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yyz

you think maybe Nick has finally flipped his cork ?

Maybe S-Love will respond. He is always good for
a gem or two.

KOD


KOD- I think Nick's writing career has really started to take off and now he can start getting a little crazy rather than his usual tight-assed wagering schemes

this looks to be one of his latest efforts, although I'm not sure if Chioma knows who Penny Slinger is

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yyz--I agree, but if he is wanting to just give it a whirl, I think getting to 20 Xs should be enough of a reward. Looking for 200 Xs is an impossibility, IMO.
 

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Sexual Secrets- Alchemy of Ecstasy * 20th Anniv. Edition
by Nik Douglas, Penny Slinger

.....................................................................

:eek: moon1 :scared
 

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if hello there can go 4-0 and turn 1K into 13K, I believe Mr. Douglas can as well. I'd be wagering on college basketball, however, and not the NBA. Maybe even hockey, but not the NBA. Nick, find some good juicy college dogs! Good luck whatever you do decide to play.
 

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worm44 said:
listening to yyz about gambling is like listening to Michael Jackson talking about child care......dont listen....Hey yyz how about that contest you pussy? I hear alot of gum flapping when I amnot around but you havent agreed -lets set it up now ...I know you have to spend a lot of time cleaning your trailer- but.....


worm, I told you......I don't bet with ghosts! If you were going to Vegas, I would set something up with you so you could feel like a big man. Since you aren't going, and I have no idea who the fuk you are, I can't play with you. It's that simple.

Shit....you can't even keep an honest record of your plays, and I'm supposed to think you would honor a bet? Don't make me laugh, jackass!
 

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yyz said:
worm, I told you......I don't bet with ghosts! If you were going to Vegas, I would set something up with you so you could feel like a big man. Since you aren't going, and I have no idea who the fuk you are, I can't play with you. It's that simple.

Shit....you can't even keep an honest record of your plays, and I'm supposed to think you would honor a bet? Don't make me laugh, jackass!

AMEN YYZ ! THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN CLOWN AND STILL TO THIS DAY WONT SHOW UP IN HIS OWN THREAD AFTER A 10* SMASHEROO LOSING PICK TO POST HIS RECORD.

WORM44 ONE WORD SUMS YOU UP = LOSER
 

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NICK DOUGLAS COULDNT PICK YESTERDAYS GAMES NOW HE IS GOING TO TURN 5 GRAND INTO 100,000 NICKY COME INTO THE LOBBY ITS MEDICATION TIME:eek: HIS GIRL IS PROBABLY PUTTING PRESSURE ON HIM TO FIND A REAL JOB BECAUSE HIS CHARADE IS OVER MAN THIS GUY IS BRUTAL HE HAS A LOT OF BALLS TO EVEN POST HIS PICKS:nono: NICK I HEARD BURGER KING IS HIRING WHY DONT YOU GO TELL THE MANAGER THERE YOUR PLAN ABOUT THE PARLAYS MAYBE HE WILL BELIEVE YOU AND GIVE YOU A JOB,MAN IS THIS GUY A RIOT NICK MOVE TO SOUTH BOSTON I WILL GET 20% OF YOUR LOSSES WITH MY LOCAL BOYS THIS GUY IS A BOOKIES DREAM:D

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger
 

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HighRoller agreing with yyz--you guys probably redeem your food stamps at the same store...or did you meet at the welfare office?

Highroller go spend time with your kid


(Retire the highroller name because you cant win and have to spend time with the family)
 
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