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I know what you all are thinking.........
I know what you all are thinking.........
Just what does Senor Capper do for a living?
I will tell you want I used to do....
My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned because I couldn't Concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory
but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber,
but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef,
figured it would add a little spice to my life
but I just didn't have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory;
I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch,
so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes
but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center),
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting,
but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
You got any ideas?
I'm opened for suggestions .........maybe you have something that WORKS..........because I don't.
Senor Capper
I know what you all are thinking.........
Just what does Senor Capper do for a living?
I will tell you want I used to do....
My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned because I couldn't Concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory
but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber,
but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef,
figured it would add a little spice to my life
but I just didn't have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory;
I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch,
so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes
but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center),
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting,
but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
You got any ideas?
I'm opened for suggestions .........maybe you have something that WORKS..........because I don't.
Senor Capper
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US Marine---Again. I got called back into active duty. Spent the whole summer in the middle east and all the rumours we heard came true on Sept 11. I was also in Kenya in 98 when they got bombed. That was not fun. If they ever let me out I have a job waiting for me with the DE DOT.
Own and Operate an Automatic Transmission Shop with my Father! Been in business with him for 5 years. Went to Auburn University and got a Pre Vet Degree and moved to Colorado to be a ski bum for a couple of years after graduation and never applied to vet school! Just Gamble to keep life interesting and to have a little playin money!
I never would have guessed half of you guys occupations! This is very interesting!
I never would have guessed half of you guys occupations! This is very interesting!
Account Executive for a company called Safilo
www.safilo.com
Yes its its a fancy way to say sales rep
www.safilo.com
Yes its its a fancy way to say sales rep
MadJack said:i help people hear better by fitting hearing loss with these thangs....
How does sticking a chilli pepper in someones ear make them hear better?
I would think it would make them go:
DNOMYAR_5791 !!!
DNOMYAR_5791 !!!
Small world.
My brother headed the Embassy in Tanzania when it was bombed. (Marines)
DNOMYAR_5791 !!!
Small world.
My brother headed the Embassy in Tanzania when it was bombed. (Marines)
Senor, Is he still in? MSG Duty is great if you have the time or lifestyle for it. I was in a city very close by that day doing work. I had to stay in my hotel the rest of the time I was there. Went straight to Kuwait from there.
Builder/ Developer, this week I am developing a losing streak!! I have been building on it since Mon.!
