(odds To Win The Miss Usa Contest)
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something tells me SC pull sit out, she is the best looking from the group. my original winner....
I don't have outrageous stadards at all when it comes to chicks, but Miss Missouri just doesn't do it for me. I mean, she is attractive and all, but if I saw her in a bar, I would just think she's a pretty girl. Where as if I saw Miss Tennessee or Miss South Carolina in a bar, I would have a tough time not blatantly staring at her.
But who knows, maybe Miss Missouri is a great person and wowed them in the interview process.
But who knows, maybe Miss Missouri is a great person and wowed them in the interview process.
bjfinste said:
I see we have the same taste, at a bar South Carolina would get my attention, but MIZZ brains stole the show...
Oklahoma was the hottest, by far, but the true handicappers here knew that once she opened her mouth, she was toast. Her video on that site was all one word answers. You gotta dig deep.
I HAD 2 IN THE FINAL 5 MISS OKLAHOMA AND MISS TENNESSEE I CANT BELIEVE MISS OKLAHOMA JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SHE WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH BETTER CHANCE IF SHE SAID (JOHN SALLY) AT LEAST HE WAS ONE OF THE JUDGES AND SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS VOTE.I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOME OF THE GIRLS LIVE ON T.V. WERE REALLY NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE.DID ANYBODY HAVE ALL 3 FINALIST:shrug:
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS WHEN WATCHING THE MISS USA PAEGENT THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS WHEN WATCHING THE MISS USA PAEGENT THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER
Got 2 out of the top three --- not that bad. Miss Arizona just couldn't pull off the trifecta for me.
btj
You ran the contest and you don't know which of us won !
You dipstick !
I think I smell a Fraud perpetrating.
KOD
You ran the contest and you don't know which of us won !
You dipstick !
I think I smell a Fraud perpetrating.
KOD
The final five were
Missouri
North Carolina
South Carolina
Tennesse
Oklahoma
The final ten were obviously the ones above plus (I know I'm going to forget a few)
Alabama
Idaho
Alright, someone finish it up, I can't remember the rest. Schit
Missouri
North Carolina
South Carolina
Tennesse
Oklahoma
The final ten were obviously the ones above plus (I know I'm going to forget a few)
Alabama
Idaho
Alright, someone finish it up, I can't remember the rest. Schit
Bif the Hat.......Miss Oklahoma was asked if she could go to dinner with one person, who would it be and why?
Her lame answer was Justin Timberlake.....so they could like talk and hang out and stuff. I thought she was joking at first but then she just kept going with it.....She sounded like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.......Justin Timberlake, most definitely Justin Timberlake, Oh Justin......blah, blah, blah. I just sat there and laughed.
When I heard the question I was hoping for this response.
"IF I COULD GO TO DINNER WITH ONE PERSON, IT WOULD MOST DEFINITELY BE BEANTOWNJIM FROM MADJACKS SPORTS FORUM. WE COULD SIT AROUND AND PICK GAMES AND STUFF AND I COULD LISTEN TO HOW CASCADE ROBBED HIM AND STUFF AND THEN I WOULD TELL HIM IT'S OK IF HE SLEEPS WITH HIS HANDS UNDER THE COVERS TONIGHT WHILE HE THINKS ABOUT OUR DINNER DATE AND STUFF."
Her lame answer was Justin Timberlake.....so they could like talk and hang out and stuff. I thought she was joking at first but then she just kept going with it.....She sounded like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.......Justin Timberlake, most definitely Justin Timberlake, Oh Justin......blah, blah, blah. I just sat there and laughed.
When I heard the question I was hoping for this response.
"IF I COULD GO TO DINNER WITH ONE PERSON, IT WOULD MOST DEFINITELY BE BEANTOWNJIM FROM MADJACKS SPORTS FORUM. WE COULD SIT AROUND AND PICK GAMES AND STUFF AND I COULD LISTEN TO HOW CASCADE ROBBED HIM AND STUFF AND THEN I WOULD TELL HIM IT'S OK IF HE SLEEPS WITH HIS HANDS UNDER THE COVERS TONIGHT WHILE HE THINKS ABOUT OUR DINNER DATE AND STUFF."
..................................................................................White Shadow said:
:142smilie :142smilie
KOD
WHITE SHADOW THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BORING GUY ITS ABOUT TIME YOU SAID SOMETHING FUNNY:clap: :clap: NO SERIOUSLY BOYS HOW DUMB WAS MISS OKLAHOMA SHE HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING ONCE SHE OPENED HER MOUTH.SHE WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE JUDGES ALMOST NUDE 3 OF THE JUDGES ARE NIGERIANS ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS SAY (I WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT WITH JOHN SALLY AND SEE IF THE OLD WISE TALE IS TRUE ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU DONT GO BACK) THINK ABOUT IT BOYS SHE WOULD HAVE HAD THE BLACK VOTE ON THE PANEL AND WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN IN THE TOP 3.THE PAEGENT IS A NUMBERS GAME ONCE YOU GET SO MANY ON YOUR SIDE YOU ARE A SHOE IN FOR THE FINAL 5 SOME SLEEP WITH THE JUDGES WHILE OTHERS PAY THEM OFF.
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF MISS OKLAHOMA WAS DATING JOHN SALLY,RUBIN STODDARD,BEN WALLACE,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS:shrug:
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF MISS OKLAHOMA WAS DATING JOHN SALLY,RUBIN STODDARD,BEN WALLACE,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS:shrug:
beandip
WHAT HAPPNEDED TO THE CONTEST !
WHO WON !
This has a funny smell to it beaner. Did you take the damn money and stiff your father on a late bet again ?
KOD
WHAT HAPPNEDED TO THE CONTEST !
WHO WON !
This has a funny smell to it beaner. Did you take the damn money and stiff your father on a late bet again ?
KOD
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SCOTTY BOY NO WINNERS ITS REALLY HARD TO GET ALL 3 IN ORDER.IF JACK IS SO KIND TO MAKE THIS OFFER AGAIN I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE 1ST AND 2ND IN ORDER THEN I AM SURE SOMEBODY WILL HIT.THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY COMBINATIONS TO GET ALL 3 EXACT AND I KNEW THIS BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN ANYWAY.ALL IN ALL FELLAS IT WAS FUN
ALWAYS TAKE A HIT ON 12 IN BLACKJACK NO MATTER WHAT THE DEALER IS SHOWING I GRIN WHEN I WIN
ALWAYS TAKE A HIT ON 12 IN BLACKJACK NO MATTER WHAT THE DEALER IS SHOWING
I GRIN WHEN I WIN
..........................................................................beantownjim said:
DIPSTICK !
