Official Facepalm Thread....
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I'll get it started as this has been bugging me for weeks.
ABCTV went to a commercial break between the introduction of each team's starting lineups for the NBA finals.
:facepalm:
ABCTV went to a commercial break between the introduction of each team's starting lineups for the NBA finals.
:facepalm:
Long story short......Going to the NASCAR race in Kentucky on Saturday night with my father and brother in law.....Check the "fan guide" today.....Most tracks have a little blurb about the size of a cooler you can take with you into the track (generally you can cram as many beers into a cooler that will fit under your seat as possible).....Find this:
COOLER POLICY
Coolers of any size and style are prohibited inside Kentucky Speedway gates due to Kentucky ABC laws. Fans are permitted to carry one 20 oz. or less sealed bottle of water.
What in fuck is the Kentucy ABC law?
So you're telling me you're gonna fleece me for about 9 bucks a brew?
:facepalm:
COOLER POLICY
Coolers of any size and style are prohibited inside Kentucky Speedway gates due to Kentucky ABC laws. Fans are permitted to carry one 20 oz. or less sealed bottle of water.
What in fuck is the Kentucy ABC law?
So you're telling me you're gonna fleece me for about 9 bucks a brew?
:facepalm:
Put in a new sink, faucet and drain today. No need to use plumbers putty said the directions.......tearing it apart tomorrow and using plumbers putty..................:facepalm:
Just got home from Gulf shores, and last night I was sitting out on the balcony watching a family of six crossing the road. Except one , all were 270 + lbs, obviously intoxicated as they were listening to Johnny cash.....I walk the line as they staggered with a boom box. As they all two stepped across the road, even "Grandma" I thought this is funny as Chit and was laughing. Except the pretty little blonde teenager whom was 10 yards behind them as she was :facepalm:
Ill give a big :facepalm: to all the young people out there I encounter getting a disability check when they aren't disabled. Sickening... :facepalm:
So we're leaving Destin and I wake to some erratic driving, gravel crunching, and an Officer approaching..
Everyone sitting quietly and I tell them I have t-minus 3 minutes before breakfast comes back out. I'm green.
We get out on the road and as soon as the cop pulls away we whip over in front of a fourth of July BBQ. I immediately pull a exorcist style projectile for a good three minutes.
Blllllllaaaaaaaargh!! The man at the BBQ looks up holding his tongs... bllllllaaaaaargh!!!! The kids stop playing tag and shield their eyes from the sun and look onward...
I hold up a hand saying for the finale it's either scrambled egg or a bagel ini...
It was both... Waving to the dozen or so onlookers I yell out Happy fourth of July and tell the kids to remember safety first when playing with fireworks...
:facepalm:
Everyone sitting quietly and I tell them I have t-minus 3 minutes before breakfast comes back out. I'm green.
We get out on the road and as soon as the cop pulls away we whip over in front of a fourth of July BBQ. I immediately pull a exorcist style projectile for a good three minutes.
Blllllllaaaaaaaargh!! The man at the BBQ looks up holding his tongs... bllllllaaaaaargh!!!! The kids stop playing tag and shield their eyes from the sun and look onward...
I hold up a hand saying for the finale it's either scrambled egg or a bagel ini...
It was both... Waving to the dozen or so onlookers I yell out Happy fourth of July and tell the kids to remember safety first when playing with fireworks...
:facepalm:
