Official "Non Click" Thread
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WS,
Dont go pulling a AU1970 on us /"WE"/"I"....This is in the infinate stages and "WE"/"US"/"I" need your support..........Have a ber and a shot and lets talk, ok?
SA
Jack, Jack, Jack.................Please go back too the drinking forum for the night........
Your frind,
My name is SA, and I'm a.............
Yeah, you're right. I don't want to be categorized with AU. You have my full support. It's not everyday that you get a chance to be part of a group consisting of the coolest of the non-cool kids.
It does look as though it might not be a bad idea to have all of our members submit a question to the Dear Jack thread so that he stays busy and therefore stays out of "our" thread. He might be trying to intimidate others from joining our group.
Just till the 1sr vote Morris...... My bags are already packed to join the "other" group......I know my place.....
Your friend,
SA
Any sight of Patti?
you have to be impotant.
there's a guy that goes to the doctor......
:mj07:
if i'm going to be impotant i'm gonna look impotant :mj07:
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
I do want to be impotent. :shrug:
Meant don't want to be... :mj07:
SA.........do you realize you just banned the leader of the cool click. That's like calling Chuck "the Iceman" Liddell a pussy. Jack's got a shitload of friends so I don't know if this was a good move for "us". I'm sorry, but if Jack asks me if I know you, I'm going to have to deny it. I hope you understand and still let me anonymously be a part of your group.
WS,,
No Biggie.........Sorta like the little guy going to the bar and sucker punching the biggest guy in the bar.......Win, Win.............
Together we gain!!!!!!!!!!!!
Non-Click 2007
Your Friend,
SA
SA.......just between you and me, I thought it was a very gutsy move. I doubt if Jack by himself has the nuts to do anything about it, but like I said, he has a shitload of friends. Blockhead for instance, have you seen the pipes on that dude. And Agent, have you seen the latest picture of that nutcase. Anyone that will pose for a picture wearing something that looks like that, well........he's obviously a little fukked in the head so I just wouldn't put anything past him. Don't be surprised if you get a little virus sent to your computer by IE. I'm telling you SA, Jack is connected so be careful.
WS,
I "We" hear ya............ But one thing your missing is the "Non-Click" has more members (posters/non posters)......"We" have member that at the drop of the hat are willing to join in the fight at any time///Power in #'s..........
Before you "We" know it, the Non-Click will be the Click, so I, "We" encourage "ALL" to make sure "They"/"WE" know what side of the fence they choose to sit....................
FYI, I have received and intersting E-Mail from a member who's name will only go out as "blockhead" that wants to convert.....Draw your own conclussions..............
Your Friend,
SA
I "We" hear ya............ But one thing your missing is the "Non-Click" has more members (posters/non posters)......"We" have member that at the drop of the hat are willing to join in the fight at any time///Power in #'s..........
Before you "We" know it, the Non-Click will be the Click, so I, "We" encourage "ALL" to make sure "They"/"WE" know what side of the fence they choose to sit....................
FYI, I have received and intersting E-Mail from a member who's name will only go out as "blockhead" that wants to convert.....Draw your own conclussions..............
Your Friend,
SA
Hey guys, sorry it took so long to get back.....
i really want to join the clique as a spy because i get along with some of the other clique.....and i've always wanted to be a secret agent...anyway, i did some pro bono spying for our (hopefully) side and heres what they were doing tonight:
I went to kniefls' moms house right after dinner. There aren't many trees on the street, so I hid behind one of the many dumpsters there. I heard kniefl begging for his mom to let him out to play. I think she said yes, cause he darted outside in the snow carrying one of those huge fathead tony romo dolls or wall posters or whatever. It nearly tackled him as he ran across the snow, but he made it across the street to a shrub just past the dumpsters. He couldn't see me but was looking around to make sure no one was looking. He didn't kiss the romo doll, but its like he was kind of petting his hair or something. This went on forever, and all I could hear was him whispering "you are number 1 in my power ratings" over and over. Anyway, like I said this went on a while until I hear the loudest fcking noise. I looked at little jon and his romo doll and he's startled as well.
Across the street, this guy comes out in a wifebeater t-undershirt with the word Tuesday written in sharpie under the collar and pizza sauce stained tightie whities two sizes too big. He's looking around to see what the noise is as well.
Then we all see it. This chiseled older gent with a jackhammer is chasing two fcking 3 lb dogs around trying to jackhammer them into the ground. little jon starts crying and hugging the romo doll and vinnie goes inside to get an arsenal of spatulas. The dogs are faster than the blockhead with the jackhammer, but it looks like he's trying to dig holes with them to put the dogs later and inevitably cement them up. and probably bill the city later.
Down the street comes a golf ball flying from somewhere and almost hits vinnie. I see in the far distance this dude with an old style colts hat yelling "Fore" and then swearing to his playing partners he could break par at augusta. The funny part is this public par 3 course is like 500 yards away. He must be strong or something.
This man in a tutu shows up with shaved legs and arms and the name scott-from atlanta tatooed on his forehead with a pitbull. He says hes just waiting at the pay phone for a call from his man 124 spot so he can get tonights play to throw it the fck down.
madjack himself shows up in a limo with calvin ayre who presumably just snuck in the country with a moving van with like hundreds of thousands of flyers about the great bodog site. They have a bullhorn and are shouting out cool catchphrases to get action at their site that changes names so much. I think Tim J was there (since he's jobless and has zero ability) as well unloading the flyers and passing them out.
anyway, i was getting tired, but I saw little jon, vinnie, blockhead, agent, scottie from atlanta, calvin ayre, and madjack all pile in this 1971 cadillac stretch limo with IE behind the wheel presumably, hard to tell with the bulletproof glass and head down to the public library where they have computers for them to access madjacks. The librarian makes sure that kniefl is allowed to be there without a parent, but he is let in after crying that his romo fathead doll had to stay outside.
anyway, i was tired and they presumably would be online for a while so i took the romo doll and burned it and took off to report back to my new clique.
i'll keep you posted on their musings as time permits......
i really want to join the clique as a spy because i get along with some of the other clique.....and i've always wanted to be a secret agent...anyway, i did some pro bono spying for our (hopefully) side and heres what they were doing tonight:
I went to kniefls' moms house right after dinner. There aren't many trees on the street, so I hid behind one of the many dumpsters there. I heard kniefl begging for his mom to let him out to play. I think she said yes, cause he darted outside in the snow carrying one of those huge fathead tony romo dolls or wall posters or whatever. It nearly tackled him as he ran across the snow, but he made it across the street to a shrub just past the dumpsters. He couldn't see me but was looking around to make sure no one was looking. He didn't kiss the romo doll, but its like he was kind of petting his hair or something. This went on forever, and all I could hear was him whispering "you are number 1 in my power ratings" over and over. Anyway, like I said this went on a while until I hear the loudest fcking noise. I looked at little jon and his romo doll and he's startled as well.
Across the street, this guy comes out in a wifebeater t-undershirt with the word Tuesday written in sharpie under the collar and pizza sauce stained tightie whities two sizes too big. He's looking around to see what the noise is as well.
Then we all see it. This chiseled older gent with a jackhammer is chasing two fcking 3 lb dogs around trying to jackhammer them into the ground. little jon starts crying and hugging the romo doll and vinnie goes inside to get an arsenal of spatulas. The dogs are faster than the blockhead with the jackhammer, but it looks like he's trying to dig holes with them to put the dogs later and inevitably cement them up. and probably bill the city later.
Down the street comes a golf ball flying from somewhere and almost hits vinnie. I see in the far distance this dude with an old style colts hat yelling "Fore" and then swearing to his playing partners he could break par at augusta. The funny part is this public par 3 course is like 500 yards away. He must be strong or something.
This man in a tutu shows up with shaved legs and arms and the name scott-from atlanta tatooed on his forehead with a pitbull. He says hes just waiting at the pay phone for a call from his man 124 spot so he can get tonights play to throw it the fck down.
madjack himself shows up in a limo with calvin ayre who presumably just snuck in the country with a moving van with like hundreds of thousands of flyers about the great bodog site. They have a bullhorn and are shouting out cool catchphrases to get action at their site that changes names so much. I think Tim J was there (since he's jobless and has zero ability) as well unloading the flyers and passing them out.
anyway, i was getting tired, but I saw little jon, vinnie, blockhead, agent, scottie from atlanta, calvin ayre, and madjack all pile in this 1971 cadillac stretch limo with IE behind the wheel presumably, hard to tell with the bulletproof glass and head down to the public library where they have computers for them to access madjacks. The librarian makes sure that kniefl is allowed to be there without a parent, but he is let in after crying that his romo fathead doll had to stay outside.
anyway, i was tired and they presumably would be online for a while so i took the romo doll and burned it and took off to report back to my new clique.
i'll keep you posted on their musings as time permits......
"I" "WE" appreciate the effort BDB ( "I" "WE") Think, If "You""BDB" dont mind, "I" "WE" would like to put "You""BDB" on double secreate probation for the time being.......
"I" "WE" look forward to hearing from "You""BDB"
Thank you,
Your (Our) Friend,
SA ("US")
