"Oh Mommy"
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The Boys, remember Vinnie is always here to help
The Boys, remember Vinnie is always here to help& provides a drug free service no viagra :00hour
That's what friends are for..........thanks Vinnie.
Hell the dumber the better I always say.
As a matter of fact right down the street from me there is a residence that is used as somewhat of an assisted living home for the mentally challenged..........................let me find just one of those helmeted headcased hotties move in down there and see what happens. I would be happier than a three dihked billy goat. I mean not to be mean but how much better than that could it get? Its not like I need, or want for that matter, any stimulating conversation and I know she can't cook better than me so what the fuhk, I sit around watching old reruns of "The Other Sister" every now and then and teach her how to mow the yard without running after all the butterflies. I mean, yeah my Cream O Wheat bill may skyrocket a bit, but thats a small price to pay for all the upside anyway. I mean lets face it, other than KellyinDallas, Happy Hippo (I'm not normally allowed to reference her in any of my posts and figured she was going to hate me even more after this little gem I am letting go of, but truth be told she scares me a little bit and I wanted to make sure I gave her some props for being hot and smart and stuff so maybe she won't throw scalding oil on me the first time she gets the chance) and a few others, how many women do you know that you don't think are a bit senseless as it is? I will guarantee that any man on this forum that has been with any girl more than three years (sans Kelly and Hippo of course, oh and VaNurse) has at one point in that relationship questioned themselves on whether or not their girl may be just a bit retarded. I mean my gawd, how many times will a woman sit there pulling at a car door handle while you are trying to hit the damn unlock button and shes bitching at you that the friggin door is still locked....."Then let the fuhk go of it for one fuhking second and it will unlock for chrissakes!!!!!"..............................see what I mean? So I figure, fuhk, you guys can all go out and try to score a ten............I want one that doesn't even understand the concept of counting to ten..........thats what I'm talking about.
Disclaimer: This post is a joke..........in its entirety. (Other than the Kelly, Hippo, and Nurse deal). I mean yes there is an assisted living house down the street. I know because every once in a while they will have a bunch of white vans there in the morning to take all the residents on a field trip, like to the zoo or something. You can always tell when they were going because the next day there would be about three twin mattresses out at the curb all peed up from the excitement of it all.
Anyway, its a joke, mostly tasteless and uncouth by most societal standards yes, but funny still the same. So before you start going on about how your aunt this, or your good friend that, or in Sponges case how he is, my sister has Parkinson's and will need assisted living and she is only forty three. So I don't want to hear it. It is all meant in jest. I am sorry in advance if you are offended, but then again bitch all you want because it won't affect me either way, I am who I am. Besides if you can't laugh at yourself, you can always laugh at those less fortunate than you.
No not really, her husband was my best friend in the Marine Corps and she has three kids so I try not to make too much of it. At this point she is not nearly as poor off as some of the sufferers that we get to see on a weekly basis on tv but she is hindered walking and has lost some control on her left side. She is in no way infirmed or severely debilitated, but still depressing no matter how you look at it or make fun of it...........so............she'll be fine I hope. She lives in Indianapolis anyway, says she fits in better in Indiana, you know, being handicapped and all.
