Out of Context Thread

[The Joker]

I fell over when he was done. I couldn't walk down the stairs when I was finished and hitting the gas pedal was nearly impossible....

:SIB

 

[The Joker]

I found a guy on Craigslist for 1/2 the price and twice the sessions.

:SIB

 

[The Joker]

check your pump before you panic

:SIB

 

[The Joker]

I'd fuck him.

:SIB

 

[Woodson]

I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER FUCKING THING FROM YOU JUDGEMENTAL ASSWIPES.

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[MadJack]

been chasing the twins around for 3 hours now.

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[Woodson]

:SIB

DUUUUUDE!! So out of context...

 

[yyz]

Man kills gunman before shooting into crowd

You killed the gunman, THEN shot up the crowd?

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[vinnie]

You killed the gunman, THEN shot up the crowd?

:mj07:

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[The Joker]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

You killed the gunman, THEN shot up the crowd?

:mj07:

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[The Joker]

I add it to cereal, oatmeal or add it to my daily breakfast smoothie consisting of equal parts celery and apple.

:SIB

 

[The Joker]

it will stink for 3+ years minimum. The church my mom grew up is about the same age as your house, and they shot one under it.

:SIB

 

[The Joker]

took it down, didnt realize it was so big...

:SIB

 

[Woodson]

:SIB

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Joker]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

:shrug:

 

[SixFive]

Most hide in the closet. Early symptoms of problems are if you feel the urge to pee 5 every minutes and it just dribbles out.

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