Pentecostal Christians
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smurph - you are to be granted 3 wishs.
what is your first wish ?
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Nice try. I believe you are merely quoting Chevy Chase as he makes all those putts in Caddyshack. Tongue speaker you are not, Scott. All torsos are pretty much safe when yopu enter a house of worship.
....3 wishes?
1) Peace on Earth
2) Peace on Mars
3) Peace on the Planet of the Apes
....3 wishes?
1) Peace on Earth
2) Peace on Mars
3) Peace on the Planet of the Apes
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smurph
thats part of your problem. you speak in generalities.
You cant wish for generalities it never works out.
Wish for something specific dipstick !
That's interesting. 'Peace on Earth' sounds at least as specific as 'victory in Iraq'. Neither is particularly definable.
OK then, I specifically wish for 1 billion dollars to be legally in my possession and ownership. Gimme gimme! Or are you a fraud genie?
OK then, I specifically wish for 1 billion dollars to be legally in my possession and ownership. Gimme gimme! Or are you a fraud genie?
ok smurph , you may regret that first one.
what are your other two wishs ?
please try to humor me.
what are your other two wishs ?
please try to humor me.
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smurph
thats not in the rules. You forfeit the second wish.
what is your third wish ?
make it a good one as its your last wish.
If you are sloppy with this last wish, you may be
doomed.
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HUH? This is the kind of church I get dragged to kicking and screaming, eer, I mean go to and this is certainly not the case.
They do the speaking in tongues thing every service, it is definatly not anything near God inspired though, it always happens at the same point in the service when the Pastor waits till everyone is quiet and still and they wait it out till someone starts babbling, then they wait until someone interprets what was babbled.
It would be amusing if they didn't take it so seriously. I get punched in the side from my wife as I try not to laugh out loud at the display.
You must really love your wife. I couldn't sit through it once, let alone be seen in the place every Sunday.
I don't go nearly as often as I used to, God and I have a mutual dislike for each other these days.
I don't mess with his business and he don't mess with mine. Things seem to work out just fine that way.
If you are interested in a little light reading, you might want to read The God Delusion, by Richard Dawkins. Sounds kind of interesting. Dawkins sounds pretty radical, but it is probably entertaining if nothing else.
I just ordered it with one of my holiday gift cards.
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smurph
I am going to show you how speaking in generalities like you often do can get you in a heap of trouble. Of course its hypothetical but I think you will understand my point.
Ok the wish is granted. Starting tonight at 18:34 hours, your money is going to arrive at your verified listed present address.
The one billion dollars is being delivered in pennies. The mode of delivery is dump truck.
Each dump truck can hold approximately 50 k in pennies , and they will be dumped as close as possible on your property. If you turn them away you lose the money in each truck.
The line of approximately 2,000 dump trucks is on the way.
Also the media has been notified and TV crews are lighting up your yard as we speak. People are gathering and when the pennies start to pour out , you will have a real problem securing the coins.
whoa is me , whoa is me....
careful what you wish for :nono:
smurph
this is one of them, what would you do thingees ?
maybe your buddy kosar can help you since you seem clueless.
Each person could probably steal about 200 bucks if they took their shirt off and filled all their pockets. As one hour has passed and news travels fast, I would estimate there would be 2,000 people at your house.
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"OK then, I specifically wish for 1 billion dollars to be legally in my possession and ownership. Gimme gimme! "
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this is one of them, what would you do thingees ?
maybe your buddy kosar can help you since you seem clueless.
Each person could probably steal about 200 bucks if they took their shirt off and filled all their pockets. As one hour has passed and news travels fast, I would estimate there would be 2,000 people at your house.
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"OK then, I specifically wish for 1 billion dollars to be legally in my possession and ownership. Gimme gimme! "
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Yeah, I'm totally clueless about a ridiculous scenario. How old are you?
Bring me the damn pennies or shut the hell up! Let me deal with the problem of having 100 billion pennies. I look forward to the challenge.
.....You aren't going to send the pennies, are you? What a shit genie you are.
Bring me the damn pennies or shut the hell up! Let me deal with the problem of having 100 billion pennies. I look forward to the challenge.
.....You aren't going to send the pennies, are you? What a shit genie you are.
knock knock
Mrs smurph - why does smurph walk in a circle so much ?
Mrs smurph - we nailed his foot to the floor.
was he always this bad at word problems ?
Mrs smurph - smurph dont have much upstairs if you catch my drift KOD.
KOD - Oh ok I get it.
Mrs smurph - why does smurph walk in a circle so much ?
Mrs smurph - we nailed his foot to the floor.
was he always this bad at word problems ?
Mrs smurph - smurph dont have much upstairs if you catch my drift KOD.
KOD - Oh ok I get it.
