pet peeve #487(a)

MadJack

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WTF! YOU GUYS DON'T OWN THE FUKCING ROADS SO GET THE FCUK OFF. THIS MORNING THEY ARE RUNNING 3, SIDE BY SIDE AND THREW THEIR ARMS UP AT *ME* WHEN I CAN AROUND THE BEND. THE ROADS WERE DESIGNED FOR CARS YOU FCUKING IDIOTS AND YOU DON'T OWN THE ROAD, THE NEXT TIME I'M PLOWING YOUR ASSES OVER!

BIKERS TOO. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU OWN THE ROAD AND YOU PRETTY MUCH *DARE* THE MOTORISTS TO HIT YOU. DAMN STRAIGHT YOU FCUKING IDIOT, THE NEXT TIME I WILL.

ERRRRRR

rant over.

thank you for your time :)
 

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this is the type that usually give me trouble on the road.

If there are more than 3 they become unruly road warriers.

Guys like this have no trouble taking up three lanes and not glancing back too much , like cars dont exist.

they don't seem to realize that my foot could very easily slip off the brake, pushing all of them into a field on the side of the road where I proceed to do figure eights until they are all dead and the bikes are destroyed , before I ride back on to pavement.

but thats just me.
 
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when a grown man looks at a bike like this,
catch him riding on the street and he may
have a attitude.
 

SixFive

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how about adding the garbage man/recycling truck to this in the way list, and they are always out and in the way around the 8 o'clock am rush.
 

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Hey SixFive,

My garbage men are the best in the country. They take air conditioners, some car parts.......might even take hazardous waste for all I know.
 

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I am on board with this one as well. Near my house they have a 10 mile trail MADE FOR BIKERS, and built these great new amazing, wide, beautiful sidewalks, yet these morons insist on riding in the road? WHY? Get the FAWK out of my way!

For some reason those "fast walkers" always crack me up, they look ridiculous. I mean what an un-natural body motion that is! The ones that hunch their shoulders way up and really get into it. I mean I agree it's great exercise but I would just do that shit on a treadmill or something at home. Also love the joggers that come to a crossroad and have to wait, and keep jogging in place.:142smilie
 

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For some reason those "fast walkers" always crack me up, they look ridiculous.

No matter how bad of a day i'm having(like right now watching Ohio State's pathetic offense), whenever I see one of those power walkers, it changes my whole outlook. Funny shit.
 

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spongy!!!...get the hell outta jack`s way!!!!

Weasal honestly your collects of art is second to none. Stay out of trouble bro cause if the FBI ever got a hold of your computer im not sure where they would put you. At least this one isn't that bad but some of the others were bizarre
 

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I've heard about this 'tubgirl' thing and I'm very scared to go there. Isn't it like "The Ring" - once you see it, you have get someone else to see it or else you'll die?

As for bikers and joggers - I'd rather them be on the road than yet another car. Nothing bothers me as much as other cars. At least the joggers and bikers aren't roaring down the the street disturbing my wonderful afternoon peace.

Weasel, get help.
 

The Sponge

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"Art"????? Bit of a stretch there.

Go to google, type in "tubgirl"and press the (Im feeling lucky) button.

Theres some art for you.

Have you ever had the pleasure of seeing some of his other stuff? In his world i think he thinks of it as art.
 

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bump.

wow, what a ride hom today. it must be "Biker Day" or something.

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