Pet peeve... This irritates me!

[SixFive]

Ok, the quick background is that I work in a hospital and almost 100% of my co-workers are women.

I don't have to use the bathroom that much, but I'm at work for 12.5 or more hours, and I can't leave, so I have to use it from time to time.

A few times a week, I'll go in to use the toilet, and there will be a spot of piss or a pube on the toilet seat :facepalm: I didn't leave it there, but if I don't clean it up, the person who uses it after me (and trust me, women piss all the time , so somebody is always waiting to go) will think I peed on the seat or that I left the pube behind. Therefore, I feel obliged to clean it up to save the scorn, ridicule, and taunting from all my women co-workers.

How can I possibly win here?? :facepalm:

Guess I'm destined to always have to wipe that disgusting stuff off the seat! Fml...:sadwave:

 

[SixFive]

And why in the hell are women getting pee on the seat when they sit to pee?? Maybe they are hovering? Nasty asses!

If u didn't already know (sponge probably doesn't), women are way grosser and nastier than men. :0008

 

[nickmdet]

Why don't you make the scene first? Like the second you walk in, walk right back out and say 'Hey you dirty bitches, stop pissin on the toilet and SHAVE YOUR PUBES!!'

I think after that you'll be good.....just sayin

 

[yyz]

Why don't you make the scene first? Like the second you walk in, walk right back out and say 'Hey you dirty bitches, stop pissin on the toilet and SHAVE YOUR PUBES!!'

I think after that you'll be good.....just sayin

Pretty much.

 

[Agent 0659]

Why don't you make the scene first? Like the second you walk in, walk right back out and say 'Hey you dirty bitches, stop pissin on the toilet and SHAVE YOUR PUBES!!'

I think after that you'll be good.....just sayin

:00x23

 

[hedgehog]

leave the seat up every time just to piss them off

 

[The Joker]

Pet peeve... This irritates me!

 

[dawgball]

Ok, the quick background is that I work in a hospital and almost 100% of my co-workers are women.

I don't have to use the bathroom that much, but I'm at work for 12.5 or more hours, and I can't leave, so I have to use it from time to time.

A few times a week, I'll go in to use the toilet, and there will be a spot of piss or a pube on the toilet seat :facepalm: I didn't leave it there, but if I don't clean it up, the person who uses it after me (and trust me, women piss all the time , so somebody is always waiting to go) will think I peed on the seat or that I left the pube behind. Therefore, I feel obliged to clean it up to save the scorn, ridicule, and taunting from all my women co-workers.

How can I possibly win here?? :facepalm:

Guess I'm destined to always have to wipe that disgusting stuff off the seat! Fml...:sadwave:

I thought I remembered that you sat down to pee due to your height????

 

[SixFive]

I thought I remembered that you sat down to pee due to your height????

At home. At work, no, and there's always #2.

 

[vinnie]

At home. At work, no, and there's always #2.

just hold it until u get home like Jack does :shrug:

 

[THE_THONG]

If u didn't already know (sponge probably doesn't), women are way grosser and nastier than men. :0008

:mj07:

yeah we grow up to think women are more hygenic than men

it's all bs

i guess they usually just clean up more after their husbands

 

[The Sponge]

And why in the hell are women getting pee on the seat when they sit to pee?? Maybe they are hovering? Nasty asses!

If u didn't already know (sponge probably doesn't), women are way grosser and nastier than men. :0008

I worked in a lot of Schools so i know who is nastier but do me a favor and put the seat back down for them okay. Be a gentleman.

 

[MadJack]

just hold it until u get home like Jack does :shrug:

:toast:

 

[yyz]

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