Pet Peeves

[Felonious Monk]

I have many but a couple certainly bug me.

• Motorcycle riders who can't wait in traffic like the rest of us, so they just drive down the lane dividers between the cars.

• People who have their surnames on their back window.

• People who wait until the cashier gives them their total to start writing a check.

• Those cohcsuckers that barge into an elevator while I'm trying to walk out of it.

• Obnoxious a-holes who bring their screaming babies to movie theaters.

• People who not only let their cell phones ring in the movie theater, but they actually take the call and talk. The next person I see who does that is getting their ass kicked.

I could go on...and I probably will. This thread will be around for awhile, I'm afraid.

 

[JSMOOTH]

1. People who chew loud.
2. Messy car interiors.
3. An unmade bed.
4. Foreign cars

 

[MadJack]

monk, those bug me as well.

here are a few off the top of my head. i have too many to list right now too.

- people that have to get right up your ass when standing in line. relax, pal, the line ain't going anywhere. give me at least a foot or two of room. sheese!

-people that have to 'back-in' to their parking space. wtf is that all about? just pull your car straight in. you'll get a chance to drive in reverse when you leave.

-when the plane comes to a stop, EVERYBODY jumps up to get in line and get their shit out of the baggage thingy. relax, folks, the damn door isn't even open yet.

-people that 'crack' their chewing gum. ugh!

-when i have to wait for the waitress to bring the damn check. hurry up! i'm in a hurry.

-in a selling situation when people say they "have to think about it". WTF? ok, let's think about it right now while i'm here to answer your questions for you. or, just tell me no, you won't hurt my feelings.


have to run out for a bit. many more later

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I have a couple as well ole Monkeroo!


1. People who post for their first time and jump square in my sh$t.

2. People who ask repetitive Dumbass questions.

3. People who drive with their blinkers on for miles and miles.

4. People who toot their own horn more than they should. (Bragging)

5. Running out of a particular ingridient while preparing food! Now that just burns my ass up when I have to go back to the store.

6. Bouncing a check because a screw up at the Bank. ( just dealt with this earlier this morning, and am still pissed )

7. And lastly I'll just say that I second your original list Monkster, I hate the Motorcycle thing so badly that I sometimes act like I'm gonna open my door and watch em slam on the brakes :grins:

 

[TBONEZ0295]

1- Gossiping girls:talk: bla bla bla bla bla
2-generally unhappy people life is what you make of it
3-Men with BIG egos,women too
4-Losing a game weather $$$$$ on it or I'm playing
5-When your at the store buying a gallon of milk, express is closed and the person in front with a $250 order doesn't let you go ahead:shrug:
6-people who drive in the passing lane on I95 doing 55mph :nono:
7-going to the dentist

WOW thats alot of s**t.........

MONK u would hate me I write my check at the last minute all the time.........
BLUE-F I hope your not seriuos about opening your door when the bikes are passing that is messed up. I certainly would do the same thing if I was stuck in traffic and I had a bike:shrug:You could really mess someone up.........

 

[ssiproop]

5-When your at the store buying a gallon of milk, express is closed and the person in front with a $250 order doesn't let you go ahead:shrug:

That is the one I do. Gives me a sense of control knowing that I can manipulate your mood. It's a total power thing.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

It was a Joke Tbone! I'm really passive but damn that would be funny would it not

I would not actually hit em even if I was gonna do it, just make em flinch! It makes me mad to watch em zoom by at 50 while I'm sitting still in traffic. It is not safe for them to be buzzing in traffic like that!

But your number 1 in the list about the gossip is right on! Mainly because I am the topic of alot of gossip in my little one horse town! All the ladies talkin trash about me

 

[fatdaddycool]

!. when you go to the doctor for your check up and he takes your temperature like 35 times and then spits on your back...I hate those thermometers why cant he get the kind you put in your mouth?

2. Carnies....really dislike carnies and rodeo clowns

3. Asparagus

4. roaches ...they burn my fingers all the time!

5. Christopher Reeves

 

[TBONEZ0295]

I got 1 more...... the fans who bail on a team after only playing 6 games 12 more to go and the girls are HOT tied for 2nd BIG GAME tonight...........Where did all our fans go

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I'm still a fan T, You go girl you go!


Fat, you might want to change doctors chief. Does he prescribe Preperation H to go with your antibiotics?

 

[Felonious Monk]

A few more....

• Bill Walton

• People who stop at yield signs

• Too many seeds, talcum powder, plain paper

• Low rider trucks

• Star Wars geeks

• People who park sideways, taking up two spaces

• That burning sensation

• Born again virgins

• People who talk shit to someone on a BBS when they know they don't have the sack to say it to them face to face (S.C.)

• People who claim to be the biggest fans of the team that has obviously the most talent in the league and is favorite to win a game (ex. Lakers). I work with a lot of people who are "huge" Laker fans...these people also like the Patriots and the Diamondbacks as well

 

[TBONEZ0295]

UT OH I have more too.....Leave to a woman.

planning a party outdoors,50 people invited 20 of them your friends kids (IT RAINS)

nosey people

teenagers blasting music at 6;30 in the morning befor school 1 listens to rock the other rap

 

[ssiproop]

A few more....

• People who park sideways, taking up two spaces

Those are the ones that normally have the key marks down the sides of them.

 

[Nolan Dalla]

World Cup pet peeves:

-- All Brazil soccer stars.

-- Brazilian soccer stars who use thier first name. Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Dickaldo. Why can't they use their last names? Worst thing is -- this bad habit is polluting American sports culture as well -- "Shaq, Kobe," etc.

-- Brazilian soccer stars who fake a takedown and get a penalty kick that swings a World Cup match.

-- Brazilian soccer stars who get knocked down in a fair check, then grab their faces screaming in agony like they've been balsted in the face with a shotgun. 30 seconds later, they're back on the field running at ful stride.

-- Brazilian soccer fans.

-- Brazilian soccer fans who paint their faces.

ND

 

[tommy]

LOL Nolan.

 

[dawgball]

Not a Pet Peeve--Female Brazilian Soccer fans. The interviews that I saw today from the pubs down there. Unbelievable!

 

[boilermaker]

people who wear their sunglasses indoors

 

[MadJack]

- liars

-people that have the handicapped sticker or sign to hang from their rear view mirror, that park in handicapped parking places and are not really handicapped.

-men who piss all over the toilet seat instead of lifting it up first.

-my son when he leaves the cap off the toothpaste.

-my son who can't reseal the bread or rolls that he opened.

-my son when he drinks out of the 2 liter bottle instead of pouring a glass.

more later. i'm getting mad

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

people who wear their sunglasses indoors

How else would you be able to stare where your not supposed to be staring without getting caught?

 

[djv]

A woman that says no, when she means yes.

A weather man trying to explain the next day. When he already fu?? up the one today.