Poison ivy... **** you!

tpaine07

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Wow, talk about an ultimate cockblock... I got poison ivy about a 10 days ago in Madison or Whitewater Wisconsin. It was all over my foot but somehow it managed to spread a little up my leg.... on my stomach... beltline.. and yes... yahtzeeee, to my ****ing penis. So now I have some poison ivy on my goods and im pretty ****ing pissed off about that. I went to the doc and got some medicine for it 2 days ago, but im still thinking its going to take a while to go away. This is brutal and I am very angry, anyone ever go thru this shit?
 
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First off, you deserve that if you actually chose to hang out in Whitewater. Second, are you sure that's posion ivy and not syphilis or gonorrhea?
 

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yea, im sure I went to a dermatologist and got it checked out... my leg was oozing and such from it and somehow at night i'd spread it.

Only went to whitewater for my buddys bday then stopped at Madison on the way back.
 

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Well if that's the case, that just sucks. Hopefully the medicine works quick.
 

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I got it real bad when I was a kid had to be in the hospital. Took meds for it for years but haven't in a while. Read that it was going to be something like 3 times worse this year! :scared
 

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and somehow at night i'd spread it.

Yes, *somehow* 'at night' it spread from other parts of your body to your pecker.

Unless your foot, leg, or stomach can reach your johnson, we'll have to settle for another possibility. The hand.

Anyways, hang tough, man, and let this be a lesson for all of us. Don't punch the clown when you have poison ivy.
 

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Go back to your doctor and tell him you want some Prednizone (I think that is the right spelling). It is a steroid and you take like five the first day, then four, and so on and so on. Works better than anything out there and it will be all gone in 3 or 4 days. I got poison sumac a few years ago and I looked like I had some sort of disease on my skin. You get poison sumac on your rig and you won't be doin any :142hump: and might have to resort to :jerkit: for a while.
 

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i had the worst 2 weeks of my life because of that b!tch @ss stuff poison oak. it lasted 2 weeks because of how intense it was.

My whole face was covered with it. I looked like the Elephant man with one swollen eye. There was lil scabs that would ooze sick stuff almost all the time. I couldn't go outside because of the embarrasment involved.

My dick and balls had it too and let me tell you haven't had the itches until you experience this.

tpaine i feel your pain, but be glad it ain't on your face man!

I believe how I got it was petting dogs while I was hiking. Since dogs go anywhere on the trail I didn't realize my hands were filled with it and thus got on my face.

words of advice on hiking in poison oak places: don't touch anything unless you got gloves or protected with lotion.

wash your clothes right after.

don't take hot showers after hiking, it could intensify poison oak and spread it.
 
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Yes, *somehow* 'at night' it spread from other parts of your body to your pecker.

Unless your foot, leg, or stomach can reach your johnson, we'll have to settle for another possibility. The hand.

Anyways, hang tough, man, and let this be a lesson for all of us. Don't punch the clown when you have poison ivy.

:142smilie
 

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i had the worst 2 weeks of my life because of that b!tch @ss stuff poison oak. it lasted 2 weeks because of how intense it was.

My whole face was covered with it. I looked like the Elephant man with one swollen eye. There was lil scabs that would ooze sick stuff almost all the time. I couldn't go outside because of the embarrasment involved.

My dick and balls had it too and let me tell you haven't had the itches until you experience this.

tpaine i feel your pain, but be glad it ain't on your face man!


I feel ya man, im glad it isn't on my face... poison ivy and oak are different, but I hope this shit on my **** doesnt stay long cause that would be brutal... Im like freaking out over here, so brutal.
 

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I feel ya man, im glad it isn't on my face... poison ivy and oak are different, but I hope this shit on my **** doesnt stay long cause that would be brutal... Im like freaking out over here, so brutal.

Quick itch fix? Preperation H. Someone suggested this to me and it worked like a charm. No itching, no spreading.
 

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Go back to your doctor and tell him you want some Prednizone (I think that is the right spelling). It is a steroid and you take like five the first day, then four, and so on and so on. Works better than anything out there and it will be all gone in 3 or 4 days. I got poison sumac a few years ago and I looked like I had some sort of disease on my skin. You get poison sumac on your rig and you won't be doin any :142hump: and might have to resort to :jerkit: for a while.

The Captain is correct. It is called Methylprednisolone to be exact and comes in nice little steroid packs, just don't hit any home runs for a while because some of the hypocrites in here will want to discount them as being fake and unhit somehow.

Hope that helps,
FDC
 

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Anybody else got any other problems with little Elvis?

We at MadJacks (trademark) are here to help.

Maybe Kelly can through down a quality infection story?
 

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The Captain is correct. It is called Methylprednisolone to be exact and comes in nice little steroid packs, just don't hit any home runs for a while because some of the hypocrites in here will want to discount them as being fake and unhit somehow.

Hope that helps,
FDC



I got that stuff.... Prednisone its called... im taking it... I started 3 days ago... 4 pills that day, yesterday and today, then 3 pills for a few days, then 2,1... ect....

However these pills are only 5mg each, so 20mg total... from what ive been reading online I should be taking more than that.
 

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I got that stuff.... Prednisone its called... im taking it... I started 3 days ago... 4 pills that day, yesterday and today, then 3 pills for a few days, then 2,1... ect....

However these pills are only 5mg each, so 20mg total... from what ive been reading online I should be taking more than that.
Look I have tried to help you but you keep arguing with me on what the crap is called. If you want my help you are just going to have to accept the fact that I am always fuhking right!!!! Now............quit yer bitchin and get to itchin
Actually yes I do believe that mine are quite a bit stronger than that and I don't have the crud on my cack. More of an elephantitus issue.
 

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I ran cross country in college. before our first meet my freshman year i had to take a dump. Coach said no there is no time. So about 1/4 way through I slip into the woods and do my bus. Well I had no toilet paper so I used a few leaves which just happened to be P ivey. For three weeks I was sitting in class sliding my ass back and fourth....... Not a good time !!!!!!!!!!
 
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