Poker machine hit and miss
- Thread starter MadJack
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Half hour later I get dealt 4 3's AGAIN! Holy shit, I'm PUMPED.
I take a pic, I order a drink, I just take my good old time before the draw. I even text the pic to Smurph and yyz.
Okay, ready to draw and draw.
HOLY FUCK - I FORGOT TO HOLD THE 3'S AND GET DEALT 5 NEW BULLSHIT CARDS. i AM SICK!
Okay, I'm going to keep my cool. I've heard of this happening before and the casino make good on it. I doubt they let me draw to the bonus payout (fuck!) but at least I'll get paid, right?
WRONG!
I had the regular floor guy there and got some assurance that it would be cool but he had to call a boss. The boss hears the story and calls surveillance and they will be able to tell if I tried to save the 3's. They can't tell. Decision - sorry, you ain't a gitting paid, bitch!
I had 6 suits, a chick, and a regular floor guy there and a crowd. The whole bullshit thing went on for about 30 minutes until I tucked my tail and walked the fuck out and will never return.
I can appeal to the gaming commission and I have the papers to file but I'm sure it's gonna be like :jerkit:
I take a pic, I order a drink, I just take my good old time before the draw. I even text the pic to Smurph and yyz.
Okay, ready to draw and draw.
HOLY FUCK - I FORGOT TO HOLD THE 3'S AND GET DEALT 5 NEW BULLSHIT CARDS. i AM SICK!
Okay, I'm going to keep my cool. I've heard of this happening before and the casino make good on it. I doubt they let me draw to the bonus payout (fuck!) but at least I'll get paid, right?
WRONG!
I had the regular floor guy there and got some assurance that it would be cool but he had to call a boss. The boss hears the story and calls surveillance and they will be able to tell if I tried to save the 3's. They can't tell. Decision - sorry, you ain't a gitting paid, bitch!
I had 6 suits, a chick, and a regular floor guy there and a crowd. The whole bullshit thing went on for about 30 minutes until I tucked my tail and walked the fuck out and will never return.
I can appeal to the gaming commission and I have the papers to file but I'm sure it's gonna be like :jerkit:
I was golfing with a guy who drove a par 4 yesterday, and then three putted for par. One other guy in the group spent the rest of the round saying, "Nice drive........."
All I can say is.........."Nice picture......."
All I can say is.........."Nice picture......."
In the "old days" you'd of remembered to save your quads......enjoy the rest of your trip.....:0008
Something not right
Something not right
My Aunt Sue of Las Vegas accidentally did the same thing with 4 aces some years ago... major brain fart.
She told me she had the suits come out, they called a tech, openned the machine and thru some magic, popped up the last hand played. SHE WAS PAID..apparently only the previous hand can be retrieved, she was told.
Later that day she hit a reversable royal and got a shiney new red Camaro...she picked us up in it from the airport. Told me the story..I said "sure".
She pulled out the Vegas newspaper ad with her smilin face holding the car keys....
Get this, the first machine she played, on the third
set of quarters, IT WAS DEALT TO HER... AKQJ10 hearts
had to be in order to qualify.
Something not right
My Aunt Sue of Las Vegas accidentally did the same thing with 4 aces some years ago... major brain fart.
She told me she had the suits come out, they called a tech, openned the machine and thru some magic, popped up the last hand played. SHE WAS PAID..apparently only the previous hand can be retrieved, she was told.
Later that day she hit a reversable royal and got a shiney new red Camaro...she picked us up in it from the airport. Told me the story..I said "sure".
She pulled out the Vegas newspaper ad with her smilin face holding the car keys....
Get this, the first machine she played, on the third
set of quarters, IT WAS DEALT TO HER... AKQJ10 hearts
had to be in order to qualify.
so all i have to say is the second time you is dumb muddafokker for not holding the quad 3's
you still won $2000 for the day so feel good.
Thats what you get for drinking and gambling anyhow.
:facepalm:
you still won $2000 for the day so feel good.
Thats what you get for drinking and gambling anyhow.
:facepalm:
It is amazing how many times Jack wins big at video poker, amazing:scared
He wins so much even when he gets 4 of a kind he gets all cocky and texts pictures and then forgets to hold the cards:facepalm:
No worries....I am sure Jack will be posting a pics of a Royal Flush within the next day or so. Hopefully he'll save the hand before he takes a picture:facepalm:
He wins so much even when he gets 4 of a kind he gets all cocky and texts pictures and then forgets to hold the cards:facepalm:
No worries....I am sure Jack will be posting a pics of a Royal Flush within the next day or so. Hopefully he'll save the hand before he takes a picture:facepalm:
Not getting paid on those quad 3's doesn't affect my life one bit but if they had paid me it wouldn't be a pimple on their ass, that $400. Greedy fuking bastids. And I definitely won't be back so it cost them in the long haul.
