Post your Big Lebowski quotes here.

[DZ]

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

 

[DZ]

For your information Mam, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

 

[DZ]

Enjoying my coffee................ :0003

 

[DZ]

"Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!"

"Yeah, well I still jerk off manually."

 

[DZ]

And possibly the best line in the entire movie....

"Let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski.
I don't like your jerk-off name.
I don't like your jerk-off face.
I don't like your jerk-off behavior,
and I don't like YOU... jerk-off."

 

[DZ]

Fucking fascist!

 

[Hashish]

"Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!"

"Yeah, well I still jerk off manually."

Course you do, Dude.

 

[Hashish]

Over the line!

 

[Hashish]

For your information Mam, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

Enjoying my coffee................ :0003

I love this scene. Have you ever noticed when the Dude throws out his change to pay for his coffee that a joint comes out of his pocket and lands on the counter with the change? He grabs it casually and walks out. :0002

 

[Hashish]

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

 

[Hashish]

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.

 

[Jord20]

My dirty undies... the WHITES

 

[ImFeklhr]

My favorite and go to when someone irritates me on a bad day:

"I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles."

 

[Jord20]

I've got a rash, man

 

[redsfann]

If you've ever watched it on cable...

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps! This is what happens Larry!"

:mj07:

:facepalm:

 

[JT]

Not a speaking scene but even the first one where he writes a small check for that milk gets me also. :0002

 

[Hashish]

Not a speaking scene but even the first one where he writes a small check for that milk gets me also. :0002

Whoa! That is too freaky! I always knew that the check was for 0.69, but I never noticed it was Sept. 11th. :scared That is right when the TV is playing George Bush talking about how this aggression will not stand (referencing Hussein). Fucking crazy coincidence.

 

[Hashish]

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

 

[redsfann]

my favorite of them all....


"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

:mj07:

 

[yyz]

"God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore!"