Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

[MadJack]

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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[MadJack]

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?










































A: Bo has papers.

 

[Cie]

Bill Clinton said, ?I didn?t inhale.?
Barack Obama says, ?I didn?t inject.?

 

[MadJack]

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?











































A: America!

 

[Lumi]

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?











































A: America!

not to mention numerous other nations .....

 

[Trench]

"John Boehner -- doesn't he look like every guy you've ever seen at a hotel bar? He looks like the kind of guy who licks his thumb when he counts his money."

?David Letterman

 

[Trench]

"Mitt Romney... looks like the owner of the steakhouse who keeps interrupting dinner to find out how things are going ... He looks like an American President in a Canadian movie ... Mitt looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes ... He looks like a guy who would run a seminar on condo flipping ... He looks like he's the closer at a Cadillac dealership."

--David Letterman

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

"Mitt Romney... looks like the owner of the steakhouse who keeps interrupting dinner to find out how things are going ... He looks like an American President in a Canadian movie ... Mitt looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes ... He looks like a guy who would run a seminar on condo flipping ... He looks like he's the closer at a Cadillac dealership."

--David Letterman

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