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Raise your hand if you have pressed on your belly button since you opened this thread!

****Girls need not try this at home.........Unless you have a ding ding****
 

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nerve pathways.....nerve that passes there descends to your ding ding.....so you can activate same nerve roots near spinal cord and message to brain says ding ding hurts
 

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fatdaddycool said:
I must have a nerve that passes from my computer to my head because everytime I read one of Freeze's posts my head hurts:shrug:

thats cuz what i write makes you think and thinking gives you and your union buddies a headache
 

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LMAO!!

My wife have alked about that for years, she thought I was crazy. Lo and behod the answer is at MadJack's! and I thought I was the only one!!!


Dr. What type are you? I am a pharma rep now, what's your biggest pet peeve, and the funniest story!!!

Might if I can ask you some more questions...as well!
 

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This thread is funny as hell.................:D

LMAO................................




still LMAO








STILL shaking my head in amusement!!!!!



ding ding..............................LMAO
 

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ok....i tried it (pressing my belly button). it makes ME feel like peeing.

be right back :D
 

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thats cuz what i write makes you think and thinking gives you and your union buddies a headache
Dr. Freeze,
The only thing any of your posts make me think about is whether or not you have a key to the nurses office on the ward you are kept on. I am not sure what floor you are on or what hospital, or even the security measures they are taking, but I can assure you they need to tighten the straps on you prior to bedding down for the night. The only medical training you have is between doses of lithium.
FDC
 

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At least flies dont come out

At least flies dont come out

Tuesday June 24, 12:35 PM

'Fly boy' continues to suffer as doctors struggle
By Indo-Asian News Service



Kolkata, June 24 (IANS) A 13-year-old boy whose bizarre ailment has a
fly-like insect emerging out of him is far from being cured as doctors
struggle to detect the source of the parasite.

The fully-grown flies, as doctors described the parasites, have been
emerging out of Chandan Goswami's genitals and flying off for more than two
weeks now.

Chandan, now receiving treatment at a state-run hospital in West Bengal's
Burdwan district, is said to be suffering from a condition called myiasis, a
disease seen mostly in Central and Latin America.

In myiasis, the larvae of a type of fly invade a human or animal body, dead
or alive. The deposited eggs can then enter the body through pores, the
mucous membrane or even the mouth. The hatched larvae then emerge out the
host's skin and pupate.

However, in Chandan's case, whole flies complete with wings are emerging out
of his body and flying off.

"This is very, very rare. We are trying to find out how the fly entered the
boy's body," says Sudhansu Pan, the surgeon attending Chandan.

Doctors carried out a cystoscopy to clear the boy's urinary tract, but the
treatment has failed because two more flies emerged out of his penis on
Monday.

Doctors admitted they have not been able to identify where the parasite
deposit lay inside Chandan's body.

Health authorities have formed a medical board of seven doctors to treat
Chandan. Doctors were also "coordinating" with physicians abroad who have
experience in dealing with myiasis.

In myiasis, the maggots usually are found underneath the skin and are
removed by minor surgery. But whole flies emerging out of a human body is
rare, doctors said.

Chandan told doctors he first felt pain in his abdomen almost a month ago.
And then he saw the flies intermittently coming out of his penis.

He told his parents, but they didn't initially believe him. Earlier this
month, they saw the strange occurrence and took their son to Burdwan
hospital, where doctors too were stunned to see the rare case.
 

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fatdaddycool said:
Dr. Freeze,
The only thing any of your posts make me think about is whether or not you have a key to the nurses office on the ward you are kept on. I am not sure what floor you are on or what hospital, or even the security measures they are taking, but I can assure you they need to tighten the straps on you prior to bedding down for the night. The only medical training you have is between doses of lithium.
FDC

ha ha.....very original....
 
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