Racism
- Thread starter BleedDodgerBlue
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Unless it refers to Europeon Americans, then it is apparently just funny:shrug:
I think it is hilarious......only because every time "racism" is mentioned....a black person either lost his job, did something idiotic or is just not capable of the task at hand.
and of course they use "racism" to sugarcoat any wrongdoing or stupiity.
Willingham...... Michigan State a few years back..... hell this could go on for a novel......
Racism? Paaaaalease.........please stfu.....
and of course they use "racism" to sugarcoat any wrongdoing or stupiity.
Willingham...... Michigan State a few years back..... hell this could go on for a novel......
Racism? Paaaaalease.........please stfu.....
Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
the mirror and noticed he was white from his neck to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
WORKING for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all.
Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "God, that tasted like bull
shit!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
the mirror and noticed he was white from his neck to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
WORKING for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all.
Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "God, that tasted like bull
shit!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
Little Johnny came home from school one day
Slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home from work,
Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad...Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to
Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and just steal the ****in' thing."
Slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home from work,
Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad...Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to
Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and just steal the ****in' thing."
Listen you little fck.
This board isn't entirely 100% whitebread klan members like you think. It's not funny to say chnk and ngr and everything else because you think its cool. It just shows your ignorance and believe it or not there are people that don't want to hear it.
you really need help and need to erase the hate or you will end up miserable. theres good people of all colors....too bad your hate wont allow you to see it.
gl and i understand jokes, but yours isn't funny. in fact its not a joke. its just hate.
:mj07: Sorry there BDB....I must have struck a nerve or something.....
But I can tell you this...I am not a hater....like yourself.....and I am not "all about me....look at ME".......like yourself....
and......like I really care if you thought my joke wasn't funny?
Was it necessary for you to respond? Why did YOU start the thread in the first place?
Take a nap or something.......who are you to call someone a hater? Look in the mirror pal.
Thanks Jack,
but you don't have to ban anyone if you don't want. theres a time and place for everything. black, white, red, asian, green jokes are all fun because there is an intent to be funny. i'm not overly sensitive type to race because again there is a time and place to be funny. even jokes like the south park wheel of fortune joke while raunchy and in itself i guess racist, its intent is to be funny. i had no intentions to piss anyone off, and there is humor out there whether or not its funny its seen as humor. there is an intent there. but blatently calling people out on the basis of their race in NO attempt to be funny is the definition of racism as in judging yourself superior. sorry to cause any problems, i just didn't find any attempt in humor, but rather just hate.
gl
but you don't have to ban anyone if you don't want. theres a time and place for everything. black, white, red, asian, green jokes are all fun because there is an intent to be funny. i'm not overly sensitive type to race because again there is a time and place to be funny. even jokes like the south park wheel of fortune joke while raunchy and in itself i guess racist, its intent is to be funny. i had no intentions to piss anyone off, and there is humor out there whether or not its funny its seen as humor. there is an intent there. but blatently calling people out on the basis of their race in NO attempt to be funny is the definition of racism as in judging yourself superior. sorry to cause any problems, i just didn't find any attempt in humor, but rather just hate.
gl
