JACK NEEDS TO GIVE A "STATE OF THE SITE" SPEECH, AND SAY THE FOLLOWING:
"THE STATE OF OUR SITE IS STRONG. MAINLY BECAUSE LORENZO IS BACK. HE HAS TREMENDOUS SWAG. HE MAY NEVER LOSE ANOTHER GAME. THE BITCHES LOVE HIM. HATERS WANT TO BE HIM. BIGGAYCAPPER WANTS HIS SAUSAGE. BUT LORENZO DOESNT ROLL LIKE THAT.
I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS MONTH - DOMINIC LORENZO APPRECIATION MONTH"
Absolutely Classic