Remember our buddy Dominic Lorenzo??

Jord20

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JACK NEEDS TO GIVE A "STATE OF THE SITE" SPEECH, AND SAY THE FOLLOWING:

"THE STATE OF OUR SITE IS STRONG. MAINLY BECAUSE LORENZO IS BACK. HE HAS TREMENDOUS SWAG. HE MAY NEVER LOSE ANOTHER GAME. THE BITCHES LOVE HIM. HATERS WANT TO BE HIM. BIGGAYCAPPER WANTS HIS SAUSAGE. BUT LORENZO DOESNT ROLL LIKE THAT.

I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS MONTH - DOMINIC LORENZO APPRECIATION MONTH"



Absolutely Classic
 

saint

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His best post IMO

DEAR BLEEDINGPURPLEHATER,

NOBODY IS BETTER THAN LORENZO.

NOBODY IS MORE CONSISTANT THAN LORENZO.

NOBODY FUCKS MORE BITCHES THAN LORENZO.

IF YOU LOOK VERY HARD.... YOU WILL ALSO FIND YOUR DICK.

VERY TRULY YOURS,
THE MAN WHO'S FUCKING YOUR WOMAN
 

PBRmeASAP

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I GOT SIDETRACKED EATING THIS DELICIOUS EGGS BENEDICT.

This is one of DOLO's many legendary lines...gotta be my fave.

Must have been what happened to him when his dad was pulling all this shady business.
 

Amethyest

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JACK NEEDS TO GIVE A "STATE OF THE SITE" SPEECH, AND SAY THE FOLLOWING:

"THE STATE OF OUR SITE IS STRONG. MAINLY BECAUSE LORENZO IS BACK. HE HAS TREMENDOUS SWAG. HE MAY NEVER LOSE ANOTHER GAME. THE BITCHES LOVE HIM. HATERS WANT TO BE HIM. BIGGAYCAPPER WANTS HIS SAUSAGE. BUT LORENZO DOESNT ROLL LIKE THAT.

I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS MONTH - DOMINIC LORENZO APPRECIATION MONTH"



Absolutely Classic

yes indeed :toast:
 
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