Saddam caught??

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Eddie we have Ben to. But were not bringing him out from cover to closer to the election. Look for June or July. I sse Saddam has not been in control of anything for some time.
I pray we dont make the mistake and bring him here to the US. We dont need the attention. Let the Iraq people trie him. Hang him there in Iraq.
 

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DJV:

Hang him!!! Hang him!!! What happened to innocent until proven guilty. I have not yet (nor do I anticipate) seen any evidence that would implicate my client for.............. for............... My God, it just dawned on me, he hasn't even been charged with a crime yet!!! I ask you, what has this man done other than run a country to the best of his ability (and, in the most recent photograph) look strikingly similar to Jesus Christ? Is that a crime?

Please my fellow right wing brothers and sisters, name me one statute, ordinance, or law, whether Iraqi or American, that my client has violated. Once you have identified the law, please show one shred of evidence that would implicate him of such violation. Here we are, hanging this man, without a trial. Sounds like Texas justice to me.

We (the legal dream team) already have our crack squad of investigators combing the Arabian desert for clues that will lead to the real perpetrators of any alledged crimes against humanity. One of our investigators, a Mr. Mark Fuhrman of Los Angles, California, has already found a bloodied glove outside of a mosque in Mosul and a white Chevy Blazer with the cruise control set at 15mph abandoned in south central Baghdad near the 405.

Mr. Fuhrman (a former Los Angles police detective, has repeatedly denied ever using the term "sand nigger" when refering to Middle Easterners) also found a witness, who will testify that he heard the plaintiff wail of a dog at about 11:00 PM the evening the US began its pre-emptive strike based upon a perceived threat.

Well gotta go. I'm busy preparing our motion for change of venue from Baghdad to Superior Court in south central Los Angles. I remain,

Absolutely and positively, not guilty,

Eddie
 
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Eddie you are right he has not been charged. They have to be a little careful with those charges. He was a puppit for the USA in the 80's. We used him when it worked for us against Iran. We looked the other way when he gassed 50/60 thousand Iran soldiers. But he did mistake abut 25000 kurds as Iran soldiers two. So that wont look good. Of course we helped sell some of those products to him. Strange how we turn on our friends some times. But of course he turned on us to. What do you think you should use for your defence. And when found guilty as he will be. Hanging in Iraq seems the right place to do it.
 

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DJV:

You know, shouldn't we also charge Bush and the Boys for the murder of Iraqis (and Americans) during the invasion. I mean, really, whats the difference? Sadaam alledgedly kills Kurds for whatever reason and Bush alledgedly kills Iraqis for whatever reason.

Oh yeah, it was those weapons of mass destruction. Or was it the humanitarian rationalization. Well whatever it was, we gotta bunch of dead people (anyone ever hear a number of Iraqi dead from our little invasion). Good news though, Haliburton stock is doing very well and Bushie is almost guaranteed another 4 years of profit taking.

Goes to prove the old adage that the winner writes history (remember when we were kids and how the Indians were the bad guys). Hell, them redskinned savages ain't nowhere as good as us white folks. They wouldnt know how to buy common shares of Haliburton anyway. Dumb suckers. Who needs em.

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Pro190:

Whats that "W" stand for on your avatar? Weiner?

Eddie

Impressive comeback Eddie, you were close. Let me help you with the spelling, it would be w-i-n-n-e-r, there you go,keep using those flash cards your improving.

H10 (Eddie you say some funny shit)WOW you are easily Amused, you must piss your pants reading Peanuts.

Saddam is praying to Allah you are not appointed as his Defense, Hell they'll EXECUTE him on the SPOT after your stellar performance:cool:

Happy Holidays :D
 

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Im proud of you Hellah10. You served longer then the Prez did.
 

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Young man if he cant win this election with who is running aginst him. Even tho Gore Beat him with over 500000 more of the populer vote. Well he ant much of a politician. Chit if this is not at least 60% win I would call it a poor job.
Hellah10 Im still proud of you regardless.
 

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thanks djv... :)

i served for 3 years...only deployed for 6 months...see, the easy thing about the army is this...your decisions are made for you lol
 
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funny you should mention Gore- the way he blew that election is one for the ages- suprised they still let him carry a card, and soon afterwards I see Big Al grew a beard and went into hiding, sort of like another loser making the headlines these days


maybe you'll have a shot someday when you quit your whining, although even then it'll be too late since the Southern Democrat is soon becoming an extinct species
 

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Well first off unless you mean Hellah im not from the south. Know a bunch of nice folks from down there. Gore was hideing. I'll be darned. I wonder why he was doing the college tour. Lecturing about everyone needs a sound and true course to get ahead in our great country. You just didn't look in the right places for him.
But one thing he is correct on. We better stop our over spending soon. Or we all will pay double for such stupity. A loss he did suffer because one vote in the Supreme Court. Hardley a large win for anyone. But hey a win. So some times it's who you blow not what you know.
 
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So some times it's who you blow not what you know.


surely you must be referring to Ms. Lewinsky and the sackless liar whose failure to manage the Balkan crisis led to genocide
 
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