SERIOUS DICK QUESTION!!

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ALWAYS PRAYEN said:
ok im not trying to be funny just have a slite problem! after having sex with this girl last week the next time i had a hard on i felt pain lol i know what your thinking but no std s i think see the prob is right in the middle of the shaft so to speak it hurts it feels like there is a band or ring going around it not allowing it to expand and it looks fukked up! head and 3 inches dwn is fine then right in the middle its tight like i said it feels like it needs to expand the bottom 3 feels fine . sounds weird i know but its weird and never experienced this before has anybody else??/
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I'm gonna bet she was on top. (or you were beating little Elvis too aggressively)

Maybe Agent can whip out some organic sore cokk remedy that won't hurt Colorado's environment.
 
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ALWAYS PRAYEN said:
ok im not trying to be funny just have a slite problem! after having sex with this girl last week the next time i had a hard on i felt pain lol i know what your thinking but no std s i think see the prob is right in the middle of the shaft so to speak it hurts it feels like there is a band or ring going around it not allowing it to expand and it looks fukked up! head and 3 inches dwn is fine then right in the middle its tight like i said it feels like it needs to expand the bottom 3 feels fine . sounds weird i know but its weird and never experienced this before has anybody else??/
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Question: Is it possible to sprain or break your penis?

Answer: There is a ligament that holds the penis up just at the base that can be torn or sprained. Some people describe hearing a popping sound from that ligament just as you can hear from ligaments across your joints. That ligament of course can be sprained, pulled or ruptured though it tends to have no long-term implications. In fact, at one time people were actually having surgery to release that ligament as a way of lengthening the penis. :scared

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WTF am I doing here?

This thread is like a fu(king train wreck :nono::00x7
 
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see somebody said why ask here anybody notice how many hits this thread has and how much input!! yes its a weird question but ive learnt over the last 7 yrs here at madjacks that some people here actually care!!! thanks for all the helpfull info havent found my prob yet but atleast i have a place to start!! again thanx alott
 
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no prob,next time you have any other dick problems u know madjackers are here for you :thumb: Just rmemeber always wear a raincoat and no crackwhores please :SIB
 
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Um, excuse me for asking but didn't you say in an earlier post you were going in for lap band surgery? You might want to check with Dr. Ned and see his if maybe he misunderstood the concept...........................just sayin....:shrug:


hope this helps,
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