Shower at night or in the morning?

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You shower after a dump?

You can probably find a video on YouTube showing you how to wipe your ass.

:0008

Unless it's a baby wipe or a wet rag with soap your ass is no where near clean... drop your deuce, wipe your ass with tp, give it about twenty minutes, then wipe your ass with your hand and smell it.... it's going to be stenchy... you have your techniques I have mine.... cheers

my wife uses a bidet.... like a proper woman should.
 

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Unless it's a baby wipe or a wet rag with soap your ass is no where near clean... drop your deuce, wipe your ass with tp, give it about twenty minutes, then wipe your ass with your hand and smell it.... it's going to be stenchy... you have your techniques I have mine.... cheers



So, one day you were sitting there feeling that "post-shit-salve-seat", and figured......."I'm gonna stick my hand up there!"

Well, like you said....you have your techniques!


:mj07:
 

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So, one day you were sitting there feeling that "post-shit-salve-seat", and figured......."I'm gonna stick my hand up there!"

Well, like you said....you have your techniques!


:mj07:



Absolutely.... I walked around with monkey butt until I was about 17...

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I always shower in the morning and again in the evening if I have a date with one of the 4 women I rotate sex with. I always make sure my under carriage is sweet smelling.

:SIB
 

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I always shower in the morning and again in the evening if I have a date with one of the 4 women I rotate sex with. I always make sure my under carriage is sweet smelling.

:SIB



Whata goober #fruitcake :kiss:
 
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