Smitty's PSA

[Smitty]

Gentlemen (and ladies?), here is my PSA...

if you like money, do yourself a favor and HAMMER oakland and the over tonight. i mean, bet it like the game is already over. how can i see the future, you ask. here's how...

we now have a casino nearby, so i can legally place my wagers. it opened in august. i wagered on 5 regular season games. i went 0-5. wow, that's impressively bad, you say. but wait, it gets better. in 3 of those games, the team i wagered on had the lead in the 9th inning. so clearly the gambling gods have it out for me.

last night, i wagered on milwaukee and the over.

tonight, i'm on tampa and, in a fit of angry betting, i put 2.5X my tampa wager on the under. so that is why, in an effort to help my fellow madjackers win some money, i am sharing my certain losers with you. at the very least, the over is a lock.

y'all are welcome.

 

[Pound4Pound#1]

Gentlemen (and ladies?), here is my PSA...

if you like money, do yourself a favor and HAMMER oakland and the over tonight. i mean, bet it like the game is already over. how can i see the future, you ask. here's how...

we now have a casino nearby, so i can legally place my wagers. it opened in august. i wagered on 5 regular season games. i went 0-5. wow, that's impressively bad, you say. but wait, it gets better. in 3 of those games, the team i wagered on had the lead in the 9th inning. so clearly the gambling gods have it out for me.

last night, i wagered on milwaukee and the over.

tonight, i'm on tampa and, in a fit of angry betting, i put 2.5X my tampa wager on the under. so that is why, in an effort to help my fellow madjackers win some money, i am sharing my certain losers with you. at the very least, the over is a lock.

y'all are welcome.

Did you just use the ?L? word? :scared no such thing whether your good or bad at what you do. Good luck with your plays :0008

 

[Scratcher]

Under 7 runs?....Just curious..


On the other side of that myself, so guessing I am good then!!:0002

Just jesting, best of luck....

 

[Smitty]

Did you just use the ?L? word? :scared no such thing whether your good or bad at what you do. Good luck with your plays :0008

oh, as anyone who has followed me through the years knows, i get on these ridiculous streaks where i can't buy a win. so i feel fairly confident calling that a lock. there, i said it again.

thank you, sir. GL to you as well.

 

[Smitty]

Under 7 runs?....Just curious..


On the other side of that myself, so guessing I am good then!!:0002

Just jesting, best of luck....

oh, thanks for reminding me... yes, i got it at 7. i was going to wager on the under yesterday, when it was 7.5 everywhere. however, the casino did not have a total posted yet. no idea why.

i think the only way this game goes under the total is if all the position players pull hamstrings and the game is finished by all the pitchers having to hit. so you should be fine with the over.

GL to you as well.

 

[Scratcher]

Just bet the Braves to win (-130), and whatever Braves totals are for 1st 5 and game, have not looked..assuming 2.5, and 4.5?? And also bet over 8.5 runs...this will all get u back on track Smitty!!

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[Smitty]

Just bet the Braves to win (-130), and whatever Braves totals are for 1st 5 and game, have not looked..assuming 2.5, and 4.5?? And also bet over 8.5 runs...this will all get u back on track Smitty!!

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ha! you ready for this? i already bet the cardinals. i even threw a few bucks on a wager i haven't seen before... the cards to win game one AND the series. i like the braves, i think they're a fun young team, but that bullpen scares me. and keuchel wasn't that good this year. i like the cards to jump out on top. that said, i do like that over.

 

[Scratcher]

We will beg to differ on this, Acuna back 100%, Freddie is Freddie..i see braves blowing this one open, early.

Bullpen has been solidified with new additions....

Good luck to you, on the over also...but also Braves to score lots...

GL All...