Smurph and Hippo

[Kramer]

Sorry to offend you Lucy, I'll not associate you with this thread anymore, even though you just posted 5 times...

Off to ask my wife who she wants me to take for the first week!

HH, ignore list is a beautiful thing, don't know what
he said, don't care. I'm sure he's trying his hardest
to screw up a good time. And that's what this
thread is all about, having fun this football season.
:00hour

 

[RollTide72]

I like fun. :shrug:

I don't like anyone who messes with HH. :nono:

 

[AR182]

Spoken like the pot smoking sarcastic father I never had.

I can't believe all these people are willing to trust you with $$$.

i'm just looking out for you..what's so wrong about that......& btw i will not let you out of our bet no matter how much you lose during the football season...:142smilie

 

[Lucy11]

HH, ignore list is a beautiful thing, don't know what
he said, don't care. I'm sure he's trying his hardest
to screw up a good time. And that's what this
thread is all about, having fun this football season.
:00hour

Even though dummy can't see this:142smilie lets get something straight. I hope you really do enjoy your contest. I have no intention of trying to ruin the goodtime. I read the post and noticed you deadbeats discussing the possibility of me being interested in the lame contest. I addressed the issue. Kramer is truly a frickin bitch.

 

[smurphy]

I can't believe you guys don't want Lucy in the contest! I think he would be a very interesting addition.

 

[BADTODABONE]

who ,what, when (i know why) & where do I send anything. :shrug:

This just in.....added bonus....1st Place Winner will also be awarded with a Keys Koozie, unless I win the 10 entry contest as planned, then 2nd place wins the added prize....good luck Ladies and gents :00hour

 

[smurphy]

Ar 182 volunterred to handle the money ...although he's not in the contest. Even though he's a *GOOD* capper, I'd still like to have him in the contest. It will structured in a way that gives people (and canines) a chance to make up ground.

I guess get AR's info info from Jack.:shrug:

I think as long as people get the money in by 2nd or 3rd week, it should be OK. ...If it were up to me, I'd just go honor system. ....Which might be part of the reason I'm so poor these days.

Thanks for the Koozie offer - that's mighty generous. Maybe I'll throw in like a snow globe or something too.

 

[BADTODABONE]

..... Maybe I'll throw in like a snow globe or something too.

:mj07:

 

[dunclock]

I think we may have a "ringer" in the contest:scared

Check out all this info that Kramer has on us:shrug:

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=293174

I may have to get my dart board for this deal:SIB

 

[BADTODABONE]

My guess is I've jumped/joined /going to pay/committed, to a contest like on a poker site where I thought I was in a NL game only to find out it was LIMIT after the first blind...is this college. pro or both?

I'm still in either way and so is the Koozie...

I will read all directions from this date forward.....:mj07:

This should be a piece of cake for someone...:mj07:

 

[smurphy]

I think we may have a "ringer" in the contest:scared

Check out all this info that Kramer has on us:shrug:

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=293174

I may have to get my dart board for this deal:SIB

He can research college and misspell the word "sandwich" all he wants. This is strictly NFL. ...Reckon we'll start the season-long thread in the NFL forum with all the rules and info soon.....

 

[Kramer]

He can research college and misspell the word "sandwich" all he wants. This is strictly NFL. ...Reckon we'll start the season-long thread in the NFL forum with all the rules and info soon.....

Smurph :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :00hour

OK, Lady and Gentleman of the Board: PR #1
promotional campaign consists of a spinoff of the
Jim Rome sports talk radio show. Don't know how
many "clones" their are out there, and I personally
don't listen to him that much, but I do enjoy the
last of his show with the "SMACK OFF". That's
when people come in and talk SHIT for about
3-5 minutes and the best SHIT TALKER WINS.

MJ's NFL FOOTBALL SMACK OFF CONTEST

I know, I know, can't wait for the first "JACK OFF"
comment, :scared :142smilie

Bottom line is this contest is gonna be FULL OF
SMACK TALK AND adlock: adlock:

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[Kramer]

By the way, we need one more person/animal in
this thing that can dish out some SMACK. :toast:

 

[Kramer]

OH Jessica, JESS, Jessie, Jalen, ROSEY :00hour

Could you PLEASE crawl out from under the covers
long enough to fill out the GD PAPERWORK :SIB

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[smurphy]

Yeah come on Hippo ....damn beaurocrat has to dot all her i's and cross every t.

 

[Happy Hippo]

Sorry for the delay. Unfortunately, there seem to be a few deviants that are holding up the whole process. During routine review, the following problems have arisen:


Kramer: excessive alcohol and substance abuse :weed:

Smurphy (aka "Saul"): acts demeaning the current administration of our country, including intellectual reasoning and driving a hybrid

dunclock (aka "Gary the Finger"): uncontrolled use of his finger in an inappropriate manner

Mr. Mel: seems to have no past at all



These files have been sent to the espionage department for further review...

 

[Kramer]

:director: Mr. Mel, I see you lurking you little mutt.

How does this sound as a thread title:

MJ's NFL IRONLOCK & TRASH TALK CONTEST

:mj23: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun:

 

[smurphy]

Wasn't Ironlock an actual guy here some time ago?

Actually, I kind of like your "Jack-off" idea. But it may not go over well as a thread title in the NFL forum.

You could call it Kramer's Kapping Kontest - or KKK for short. ...But with a name like Kramer, this could get taken the wrong way.

 

[dunclock]

:nono:

:thefinger

:gf:

:fingerc:

:mj09:

:Yep:

:s4:

;142loser:

:mj04:

:00x15

 

[smurphy]

yes, gary. those are all great ideas too.