Smurph and Hippo

[Kramer]

MJ's KKK (WEEK ONE) :shrug:

Rules: Read em.

Reputation of cappers: :nono:

Fade material: :Yep:

For a good time call-8675309 :00hour

OK you drunk lazy morons, I've got two picks and
damn near close to my 3rd adlock: of the year,
pull your head out of your ass and let's get this
show on the road. I'll give you a pass today, but
sooner or later you've got to clean up the dog
shit and get with the program. :mj23: :bigun:
You aint beatin me you flee biten mutt :bigun:

 

[smurphy]

Kramer, shall we put a call into Roger Goodell and see if he'll bump the the opening games a bit because we are feeling pressure from a guy on the messageboard who can't wait to tell everyone his week1 selections?

If you like "KKK", then I'm gonna go with it. Next couple days I'll lay it all out in the NFL thread. ....You keep up with the promotions and public relations campaign.,..

 

[Kramer]

Kramer, shall we put a call into Roger Goodell and see if he'll bump the the opening games a bit because we are feeling pressure from a guy on the messageboard who can't wait to tell everyone his week1 selections?

If you like "KKK", then I'm gonna go with it. Next couple days I'll lay it all out in the NFL thread. ....You keep up with the promotions and public relations campaign.,..

You damn right Smurph, call Mr. Rogers and tell
him to speed this damn thing up, and while you're
at it, see if he can bump the O/U on the Pitt/
Cleve game to 40.5. I'm on that total like stink
on CHIT. :00hour

 

[Kramer]

I like Mr. Mel :shrug:

:mj23: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun:

 

[dunclock]

i haven't even looked at a game yet, who's playing and when does it start:shrug:

I better build an early lead because ya'll be looking to copy myadlock:

:wall:

This will be me at the end of the season:00x23

:0corn

 

[Kramer]

i haven't even looked at a game yet, who's playing and when does it start:shrug:

I better build an early lead because ya'll be looking to copy myadlock:

:wall:

This will be me at the end of the season:00x23

:0corn

In my best BEANTOWNJIM immitation:

YOU F$CKING G*D D#MN IDIOT YOU COULD'NT
PICK YOUR ASS YOU F$CKING MORON G*D D#MN
JACK WHAT KIND OF F$UCING LOW LIFE SCUM
DO YOU LET IN THIS G*D D#AM PLACE MAKES
RAYMOND LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR JACK YOU KEEP
THIS CHIT UP AND I'M STARTING MY OWN SITE
JACK I'M STARTIN TO WORRY ABOUT YOU MAN
I'M SENDING JOHNNYKNOCKDOWN OVER TO
CHECK YOUR BP JACK JACK YOU KNOW I'VE GOT
YOUR BACK JACK JACK BE BACK.:00hour

 

[Kramer]

Speaking of BTJ, and I am executive VP of PR,
open invitation to you BTJ, ONE SLOT OPEN
FOR THE PREMIER NFL HANDICAPPING CONTEST
AT MADJACKS. BTJ, LET'S GET ER DONE :00hour

 

[gardenweasel]

BADTODABONE


I like bones :shrug:


:chew: :chew:

mr mel licks this field easily....

looks like a "dog eat dog" contest for sure....so,whoever goes up against mr mel,had better wear their "milk bone underwear"...

(whew...that was pitiful):em38:

 

[dunclock]

In my best BEANTOWNJIM immitation:

YOU F$CKING G*D D#MN IDIOT YOU COULD'NT
PICK YOUR ASS YOU F$CKING MORON G*D D#MN
JACK WHAT KIND OF F$UCING LOW LIFE SCUM
DO YOU LET IN THIS G*D D#AM PLACE MAKES
RAYMOND LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR JACK YOU KEEP
THIS CHIT UP AND I'M STARTING MY OWN SITE
JACK I'M STARTIN TO WORRY ABOUT YOU MAN
I'M SENDING JOHNNYKNOCKDOWN OVER TO
CHECK YOUR BP JACK JACK YOU KNOW I'VE GOT
YOUR BACK JACK JACK BE BACK.:00hour

Not bad Cosmo:mj07:

:bigun:

 

[Kramer]

mr mel licks this field easily....

looks like a "dog eat dog" contest for sure....so,whoever goes up against mr mel,had better wear their "milk bone underwear"...

(whew...that was pitiful):em38:

AGAIN, in my best BEANTOWNJIM immitation,

WEASEL, KISS A FAT MAN'S ASS.

 

[dunclock]

i haven't even looked at a game yet, who's playing and when does it start:shrug:

I better build an early lead because ya'll be looking to copy myadlock:

:wall:

This will be me at the end of the season:00x23

:0corn

Ok, I got my first three adlock: ready for week one:scared

Where, when, what, who is the deal:shrug:

Kramer:bigun:

 

[gardenweasel]

mr mel licks this field easily....

looks like a "dog eat dog" contest for sure....so,whoever goes up against mr mel,had better wear their "milk bone underwear"...

(whew...that was pitiful):em38:

it actually seemed clever as i wrote it.....then,the nausea set in.....

 

[smurphy]

Weasel, are you in? I couldn't really tell by your post last week. Yes or no?

 

[BADTODABONE]

HH & smurphy....

I'm in,..............I need details........lobster are moving, turtles are hatching.......and school starts tomorrow...........:scared .....there are still tourists here from Europe and RAYMOND wants drugs, I offered a boat:scared

 

[gardenweasel]

Weasel, are you in? I couldn't really tell by your post last week. Yes or no?

no...you guys have fun....theres the odd chance that spongy might beat me and i could never live that down.....i'd rather crawl across ebola-infested broken glass......



besides,i have alot of sock sorting to do....

 

[smurphy]

That would be very interesting for Sponge to beat you since he's not in .....yet anyway.

BADBONE - yes, you are on the official list. check back thru the posts and you'll see that you are included, and there are also the basic rules a couple times somewhere through the thread. Official thread coming in a day or 2 in the NFL forum...

 

[gardenweasel]

thx for the offer,though....

i can hardly wait for the result......the plaque, the award ceremonies etc.........

 

[bjfinste]

That would be very interesting for Sponge to beat you since he's not in .....yet anyway.

Dude, do NOT let Sponge in. He hits like 90 percent of his plays. We're all playing for second if he's in.

 

[smurphy]

Dude, do NOT let Sponge in. He hits like 90 percent of his plays. We're all playing for second if he's in.

Naah, we'd be fine since most games are fixed anyway.

 

[RAYMOND]

HH & smurphy....

I'm in,..............I need details........lobster are moving, turtles are hatching.......and school starts tomorrow...........:scared .....there are still tourists here from Europe and RAYMOND wants drugs, I offered a boat:scared

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