Smurph and Hippo

[Kramer]

I think it's about time we set the rules for our
upcoming football contest.

I'll start with the first rule.

Rule #1: It is perfectly OK to be shitfaced when
making picks.

There you have it. I got the ball rolling, up to you
guys to TAKE UP THE SLACK :mj07: :142smilie

 

[hedman]

This sounds like my type of league.

 

[THE KOD]

Rule #2 is known heretofor as Judge's rule

You can use any line from any sportsbook you can find anywhere in the world, including a few desperate locals, anytime up until game time.

And just for the hell of it, 1 out of 4 plays the lines can be posted 5 minutes after the game starts, to kinda give you a heads up on the early flow.

 

[abc]

Rule #2 is known heretofor as Judge's rule

You can use any line from any sportsbook you can find anywhere in the world, including a few desperate locals, anytime up until game time.

And just for the hell of it, 1 out of 4 plays the lines can be posted 5 minutes after the game starts, to kinda give you a heads up on the early flow.

How about the brewster fight?

 

[kosar]

Rule #2 is known heretofor as Judge's rule

You can use any line from any sportsbook you can find anywhere in the world, including a few desperate locals, anytime up until game time.

Actually, that was sponge's rule, not judge's.

 

[Kramer]

:mj22: , This fight, I mean contest, is between
the Smurph, the Hippo, and the me. :142smilie

 

[THE KOD]

abc - whats your point ?

we all lose underdog plays. They are usually a big risk in gambling.

please explain

 

[yyz]

abc - whats your point ?

we all lose underdog plays. They are usually a big risk in gambling.

please explain

You sure need a lot of shit explained to you, huh?

 

[THE KOD]

Actually, that was sponge's rule, not judge's.

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kosar

naw thats the way judge rolls.

kosar, thanks for talking to me. Its been awhile. I thought I might have said something to piss you off.

 

[smurphy]

:mj22: , This fight, I mean contest, is between
the Smurph, the Hippo, and the me. :142smilie

YES YES. Maybe possible we could allow 1 special person to be added, but the fewer the better. Hopefully everyone gets sucked into that clusterf*k from the other thread.

My general idea was:

1) We must all pick 3 sides or totals per week during the regular season. Whatever reasonable line you have access to without buying points is fine by me.

2) Each selection is worth 1 unit. 1 of the 3 selections may be doubled in value if you so choose. Doesn't have to be, but you can use it if you want.

3) I think would should carry it thru the playoffs and increase the values leading up to the Superbowl. We can figure out the postseason rules as the year goes on....

Good?

 

[AR182]

i'll be happy to hold the money...no checks please...

 

[Happy Hippo]

1 special person

Is this some sort of veiled reference to Lucy and his special K? If so, I vote no. My last comment I got before reputation was disabled was from Lucy and was something like "Hippo and Flamer sitting in a tree. KISSING. Fags!" Sorry Kramer to make such fags out of us...I think I left him a comment like "Leave cosmo alone"...lol! Plus you never know what kind of drug induced premonitions he might come up with.

But if it is someone else who is specially kind then I don't care.

Anyway...I digress.

My general idea was:

1) We must all pick 3 sides or totals per week during the regular season. Whatever reasonable line you have access to without buying points is fine by me.

2) Each selection is worth 1 unit. 1 of the 3 selections may be doubled in value if you so choose. Doesn't have to be, but you can use it if you want.

3) I think would should carry it thru the playoffs and increase the values leading up to the Superbowl. We can figure out the postseason rules as the year goes on....

Good?

I don't know S-murphy, this all sounds a little too reasonable. And with Agent as my bookie, you never know what kind of lines I might get!

My only question, is it OK if we have the same play as someone else in the contest on any given night? For instance, I already have my BBBGOC (Biggest Best Baddest Game of Contest) for week 1, and I would be devastated and possibly not able to recover if I couldn't be on it...

Oh yeah, and I think we should be allowed to heckle one another...

And finally boys, I don't want to hear NO cryin' when I whoop your asses!

 

[Happy Hippo]

Rule #1: It is perfectly OK to be shitfaced when
making picks.

Oh, and I COMPLETELY disagree with this rule. If this is going to be a rule then I will have to withdraw from the contest. I mean, this is SERIOUS business Kramer, and I think you are taking it all a little lightly. I have already been working about 10 hours everyday on my games for week one, and I feel you are weakening my intense competitive fire with this rule.
























:mj06: :mj06: :mj06: :mj06: :mj06: :mj06:

:Kid1: :Kid1: :Kid1: :Kid1:

 

[freelancc]

And finally boys, I don't want to hear NO cryin' when I whoop your asses!

:lol: :lol:

 

[Kramer]

Is this some sort of veiled reference to Lucy and his special K? If so, I vote no. My last comment I got before reputation was disabled was from Lucy and was something like "Hippo and Flamer sitting in a tree. KISSING. Fags!" Sorry Kramer to make such fags out of us...I think I left him a comment like "Leave cosmo alone"...lol! Plus you never know what kind of drug induced premonitions he might come up with.

But if it is someone else who is specially kind then I don't care.

Anyway...I digress.



I don't know S-murphy, this all sounds a little too reasonable. And with Agent as my bookie, you never know what kind of lines I might get!

My only question, is it OK if we have the same play as someone else in the contest on any given night? For instance, I already have my BBBGOC (Biggest Best Baddest Game of Contest) for week 1, and I would be devastated and possibly not able to recover if I couldn't be on it...

Oh yeah, and I think we should be allowed to heckle one another...

And finally boys, I don't want to hear NO cryin' when I whoop your asses!

Hippo, I haven't cried since WW1, all of the above
looks good to me, as long as Lucille is blackballed
from the competition :mj07:

 

[Kramer]

i'll be happy to hold the money...no checks please...

Al, I don't think holding the money will be any big
deal, 20 bucks apiece, it's the BEER that's going
to complicate things, both the consumption and
tabs. :00hour

 

[smurphy]

AR - I already nixed the idea of you holding the 20 bucks each from Hippo and I because you'd get confused and spend it on pot. ...So I sure as hell aint trusting with the beer that Kramer and I are playing for.

Lucy is not invited. Don't worry about that Hippo. I don't have anyone in mind, but who knows what offers might roll by in the next couple weeks.

Hippo - yes, we can all have the same picks if we want. In fact, you could just wait someone else posts and blatantly copy if you want. ....But I know that you like to be "unique", so I don't fear that happening much.

Hippo - If you will be getting advice from Agent, then I feel even more confident of taking your money. Please consult with the "deer" as much as possible.

Crying - probably. Shitfaced - most likely.

 

[Kramer]

ONE MORE RULE, if we all decide on the same pick,

Then WE DECLARE IT IS OUR 200,000 STAR
GOY :director: adlock: :bigun: :firing: :drinky:

 

[Agent 0659]

Oh man! When the stars align and you 3 knuckleheads all have the same play!:00hour

I'm like a 'Deer in the headlights' just thinking about it!!

:0corn

 

[smurphy]

Oh man! When the stars align and you 3 knuckleheads all have the same play!:00hour

I'm like a 'Deer in the headlights' just thinking about it!!

:0corn

It will be the FADE of the DECADE. Can't wait.:00hour