So I got pulled over...

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...few nights ago about 11pm driving home from picking my daughter up at her friend's house.Was a two lane secondary road in suburbia that connects a bunch of neighborhoods. I'm the only one on the road heading west. Saw the cop up ahead on north side waiting to turn onto same road... no blinker so not sure which way he plans to go. Mental checklist:

-Had couple beers at dinner but that was around 7pm so no issues there.
-Speedometer... doing about 38 in a 35 so I'm golden.
-Seatbelt buckled

Of course he pulls in behind me but I'm not concerned. Go about 1/4 mile and he's creeping up on my ass. All of the sudden he turns his headlights off... WTF! After a few seconds his lights come back on... all of em. So I pull over. I haven't been pulled over in years. He puts the spotlight on my side mirror so I can't see shit. I roll down the window and put both hands on the wheel cause I know that's how they like it. My daughter says 'please don't argue like at the bowling alley' which is another story but I assured her I would not.

So we're waiting and I could hear him get out of his car but he's doing something back there for awhile before he approaches. He does the flashlight check and noticeably takes a big whiff. Then says 'I thought the lights illuminating your license plate were out... turned off my headlights so I could get a better look and they still looked out but upon close inspection I see they're working fine. Sorry for inconvenience...'

I drove home and checked... both lights on either side of plate are working fine. I know there's not much to this story but BULLSHIT! That is all...
 

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Happened to me also(phoney pull over).Said i was going 47 in a 40. I had not been drinkiing or speeding so I said "no way" He says matter of fact" you sped up to 52". None of this is true and I now back down and reply"whatever you say.Give him my licence and I get a sobriety check and a "I'm gonna let you go", after I'm checked out .I'm thankful but I was not speeding because it's a notorious speed trap area and I travel that way frequently.Lot's of these stories around here, where the police are just fishing for something. BULLSHIT
 

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I'm pretty lucky here in town(not that I speed in town) - We repair all the cop cars so we know all the cops personally for the most part. They are all pretty awesome guys except for the woman cop- she is a nightmare. She likes to taser old people who sit in their cars in the parking lot outside the laundry mat waiting on their clothes to get done. Cost our town a chunk of money in a lawsuit and she is still employed. :facepalm:
 

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Enter Joker in..............3, 2, 1.......:0003

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He was just concerned for your safely. :0003
 

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HE WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WERE BLACK AND THINKING ABOUT ROBBING A CONVIENCE STORE :0008 HAPPENS WITH THE BOSTON POLICE ALL THE TIME ITS CALLED RACIAL PROFILING

I THINK ITS A GREAT IDEA BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHOS COMMITTING ALL THE CRIME
 

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somebody should hire an actor to dress up as a cop and roust joker at his next book signing....

and take along a german shepherd.....:mj07:
 

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Donate $20 to the Sheriffs' Association and they send you a bumper sticker. Secure sticker on vehicle and it's like a cloak of security dude! You will be invisible to the fuzz. Party on!
 

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I too was pulled over on the way to work, work 3rd shift, same thing...Mine was out. Told me to get it fixed.

Still, to see those BRIGHT lights in your mirror...

But I thanked him for his Service...meant every word.

Checked my shorts when I got to work.
 
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