so i sit down to watch t.v....

gardenweasel

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checked through the comcast online movie guide.... and lo and behold theres an old zombie movie on ...(wait for it)....the HALLMARK channel ??.....

i say,whoa!....zombies on hallmark?...so i go over to imdb and check the movie reviews and it ain`t all bad for an old zombie movie....a 1982 horror movie starring john saxon called "cannibals in the streets" ......

i say shit....zombies on hallmark?...i feel like i stole something valuable and walked away clean...

so here comes 8:00 p.m....i`m all settled in with some pistachios and a light beer...the old lady isn`t happy...but,i wore her down..."a zombie movie on hallmark and you`re gonna be the turd in the punchbowl?".....i made her feel guilty....

so ,i`m grinning...happy...one of life`s little pleasures...

so the movie comes on and i see alicia silverstone?....

wait...what?....alicia silverstone?...was she even alive in 82`?...then polly bergen?......and then the titles start to roll...

the movie isn`t "Cannibals In The Streets" as comcast had it listed....it`s "CANDLE`S ON BAY STREET"...

WTF?....

needless to say that the old lady`s grinning like a cheshire cat...

f-ck !!
 
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