So my son bought some rocks today........

[Sportsaholic]

He's 11, called me while I'm on the road today and said "Dad we're going to the Gem Store"! Awesome, have fun buddy!

A few hours later I get a text from my 14 year old daughter "Dad, he's been in the store for 2 hours looking at rocks, HELP!!!! Mom wont hurry him up ;(..."

Half hour later I get a call from my wife, "Your daughter is in a MOOD today, ARG!"

Two hours later I call home and my daughter answers "Mom's not home, she really PISSED and needs to speak with you!"

30 seconds later I'm thinking, "What the hell did I do that she found out about".

3 mins later my phone rings, it's my wife....I answer, "Hey, so what's the big problem at home?"...........My wifes says, "Well, there's a little problem with Trev.........He bought some rocks today that you crush into dust." Ok, should be no problem, so I say "OK?"......"Well he tried cracking one open in the house....." I say........"OK".....My wife says "Well he's really afraid your going to yell at him"..........What did he do............She says, "Well he tried cracking one open on the glass stove top"


:facepalm:

 

[Morris]

Rut row.............

 

[Old School]

that artistic freedom for chilren thing is a little overrated..


sorry to read this dude..

 

[UGA12]

He's 11, called me while I'm on the road today and said "Dad we're going to the Gem Store"! Awesome, have fun buddy!

A few hours later I get a text from my 14 year old daughter "Dad, he's been in the store for 2 hours looking at rocks, HELP!!!! Mom wont hurry him up ;(..."

Half hour later I get a call from my wife, "Your daughter is in a MOOD today, ARG!"

Two hours later I call home and my daughter answers "Mom's not home, she really PISSED and needs to speak with you!"

30 seconds later I'm thinking, "What the hell did I do that she found out about".

3 mins later my phone rings, it's my wife....I answer, "Hey, so what's the big problem at home?"...........My wifes says, "Well, there's a little problem with Trev.........He bought some rocks today that you crush into dust." Ok, should be no problem, so I say "OK?"......"Well he tried cracking one open in the house....." I say........"OK".....My wife says "Well he really afraid your going to yell at him"..........What did he do............She says, "Well he tried cracking one open on the glass stove top"


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[MadJack]

tried cracking one open on the glass stove top"

He might have some nice gems :shrug:

 

[Handi Capper]

He might have some nice gems :shrug:

diamonds break glass :0008

 

[gardenweasel]

the kid`s obviously a chip off the old tanzanite....

 

[UGA12]

the kid`s obviously a chip off the old tanzanite....

If you're going to hit homers, you're going to swing and miss from time to time:facepalm:

 

[gardenweasel]

If you're going to hit homers, you're going to swing and miss from time to time:facepalm:

i know......kinda like a canoe going over a waterfall.............